Hippy Cock

An excessively hairy dick that looks like it might have done a tour of duty at Woodstock! Aka a dick with sideburns.

That guy needs to tidy up his package, he is rocking some serious Hippy Cock!!

by AD218 August 28, 2008

Cock Muppet

A complete idiot

That guy in the crowd is a Cock Muppet.

by Paul Starr August 3, 2009

dry cocking

The act of having sex with a woman without any foreplay or lubrication, keeping her vagina dry at the beginning of sex.

Man, I rubbed my dick raw dry cocking that chick last night.

by 47 July 30, 2008

Drunk on Cock

The art of being so gay and/or loving cock so much that it intoxicates oneself.

Person1: Wow that Byrd sure loves cock.
Person2: Yeah, must be drunk on cock.

by Salsbar May 7, 2011

crimson cock

what your cock looks like after an intense session of period sex - the crimson red color is painted all over your penis

“Sorry I couldn’t come in to work yesterday, my side piece gave me a crimson cock and the blood wouldn’t come off. Pussy was still fire tho.”

by vivsnake December 21, 2019

cock lord

one who is lord of the cocks

Me- Man, Mary had sex with every guy at the party last night!

Friend- Yea, I know. She is a real cock lord.

by Stuppy January 10, 2008

cock muncher

a male who often feasts on the peni of other males.
A female with similar dining habits is simply a woman

President Bush sure is a cock muncher!

by the_guy January 14, 2005