brown goggles

When a male places his genitals on a another parter's eye sockets. Thus brown goggles

Jane received brown goggles from Timmy

by The Eye of the 69 July 4, 2017

Shash Brown

A drunken slur for hash brown.

I'll take 3 orders of shash browns and extra tabasco.

by Braap789 December 23, 2011

Brown Donkey

In the midst of getting a rim-job from a girl, shit in her mouth and kick her in the throat.

"I brown donkeyed my girl so hard last night because I had diarrhea. And when I kicked her, she choked!"

by Ronald McDick December 15, 2013

Brown Numbers

An instance where you metaphorically pull some figures out of your arse to needlessly quantify an argument, typically in the work place

"Let me run some brown numbers on that for you"

by anders limpar February 10, 2015

Brown Sandy

when someone forcefully shoves sand into your anus

Tom: You have a good time at the beach?

Dave: Naw, my girlfriend gave me a brown sandy after i dunked her in the water. I've been shitting sand all day.

by curlifro92 June 15, 2011

Brown Highway

When you fuck a girl or get the the 2 spot, aka butthole, aka brown eye

Hey mike a, last night I took the brown Highway with that chick from the bar

by NutsTucked April 20, 2019

Brown Surfer

Someone who surfs the internet while taking a dump on the tiolet at the same time.

I was over at Steve's house earlier and when he went to the bathroom he took his laptop. I had no idea he was a "Brown Surfer!" That is just dirty!

by Pbandjforever November 5, 2009