ur da sells avon

a Scottish word used by cunts who can't think of good comeback, AKA everyone called Euan/Ewan

Jamie: lol you're gay Euan/Ewan: Yea well your da sells avon

by Scottish guy lol July 12, 2017

Metal up ur ass

Another way to say Metal up your ass.

Reporter- Do you have anything to say to the public?
Dave Mustaine- METAL UP UR ASS!!!
*Cut to Metallica cheering and flipping off the camera*

by DeathMagnetic October 15, 2008

ur dad lesbian lol

ur dadd lesbian lol will end ur carreer lol and is a deadly verbal desease (causing suicide)

xX_Nibbagamerz_Xx: ur dad lesbian lol
Me: looks for tall cliff*

by search up @dankwankshank insta February 22, 2018

kiss ur friends day

national kiss ur friends day is the 18 of december,kissing ur friends for the fun of it

hey did u know its national kiss ur friends day let's do it

by Jeeny darling December 15, 2020

ur life got robbed

when u die to a squeaker, L.

ur life got robbed, L UR DED, SOOOO BADDDDD, UR SO DOG WATER L

by B1G_GUY March 12, 2021

give a girl ur hoodie

when u give a girl ur hoodie on july 17, since it’s national give a girl ur hoodie day

boy: hey it’s national give a girl ur hoodie day, so do u want mine?

girl: yes of course! thank uuu

by layla05 July 17, 2020

Ur mom is so wide

Mostly used my 8 year old after losing a game of Fortnite.

Also used when they win a game but they have done squat shit to help there team

“Your mom is so wide she can’t go thru the door”

by Rhdudjskdkckf April 7, 2021