Nate's Law

The law that all people must commit gay acts daily or are punished by rough buttsex. This law is loved by the gays as it was made by one

Guy: Todays the day October 13th the day for Nate's law
Guy 2: NATE'S LAW IS ON OCTOBER 15th!!!!!!

by Sir Oyliver October 26, 2022

Tedder's Law

Once an unsettling fact about the Nazis or Hitler is posted in an online forum, the probability of a comparison to Trump or Conservatives approaches. An addendum to "Godwin's Law," as it carries the same result of ending any meaningful discussion.

On a Reddit post about Hitler or the Nazis, there will be people in the comments comparing them to Trump or other Conservatives thus invoking Tedder's Law.

by Goose_ October 29, 2018

Andrew's Law

As the assets under management of an investment company goes up, the name gets equally dumber.

WisdomTree Trust is an example of Andrew's Law. They manage a lot of money, but their name is fucken dumb.

by Resistant January 6, 2021

Boyle's Law

In London England, people, for whatever reason, tend to walk on the wrong side of the sidewalk. Everywhere else in the world, people generally walk on the same side of te sidewalk that they drive their car on. Maybe it's because they are so posh. Maybe it's because the Underground, or The Tube (lah-dee-dah!) helps to confuse people by telling them to stand on the right on the escalators while people overtake them on the left, but then in the walking tunnels and bike lanes tell them the opposite. Whatever it is, one London, L. Boyle, caught wind of this from a Canadian and invented a law:

Boyle's Law - walk on the same damn side of the sidewalk you drive on. Cut the shit or you're getting a shoulder.

You dumb bloke, you're walking on the wrong side of the sidewalk! Haven't you ever heard of fuckin' Boyle's Law??

by Yodobr February 21, 2017

Turtan's Law

Unchanging nature of an entity regardless of applied outside forces.

According to Turtan's Law, even if she's a good girl, she will probably cheat on me.

by Goventa February 21, 2019

Kwon's Law

A law in cryptocurrency, that if a algorithm can be exploited it will be exploited. A inevitable eventuality given enough time. Named after Do Kwon, founder of Terra Luna. Similar to Murphy's Law, but due to the immense scale of the failure of Terra Luna of more than 60 billion dollars, deserving of it's own definition.

Yo man did you hear about Ronin getting hacked? Can't believe so much money got exploited, holy shit.
Ya buddy, Kwon's Law, I saw that coming.

by cardbandit May 13, 2022

law-ay

the way you tell someone they're pretty/beautiful

"Hoy,gaga law-ay kaw"
"Hey,gurl you're so beautiful"

by Bahog imong bilat Yawa December 30, 2021