Honey crunches of goats

A term used when in a situation of some but little distress EX: A friend taking a snack of yours, or your hat, etc.

"GIVE ME BACK MY HAT, HONEY CRUNCHES OF GOATS!!!!!!"

by EatAnKlok February 13, 2022

Goat Mother Fucker

Whenever said, will win you any argument unless scientifically proven wrong.

Bob: The Earth is flat.
Tim: No it's not.
Bob: Goat Mother Fucker.
Tim: Oh dang, ur right.

by ShREk 420 69 May 30, 2018

mountain goat style

Like doggy style but with biting...

Give it to my mountain goat style

by Cottencandy May 15, 2018

Hungarian Goat Cheese

The act of jacking off a male goat and milking a female goat and mixing the two excretions into a tangy sauce great for vegetarians dishes such as organic tofu sliders

Hey Oscar, are you jerking off that goat to make Hungarian Goat Cheese for dinner tonight?

by Fishy ham wallet June 17, 2020

drop a dragon's goat

Take a dump.

"I really need to drop a dragon's goat."
"I haven't dropped a dragon's goat in awhile; I think I should see the doctor."
"I'll be out in a minute. I'm dropping a dragon's goat."

by DragunBruk December 7, 2013

Goat cheese omelet

Goat cheese omelet is just another name for weed

Yo pass me the goat cheese omelet

by Eatdatpussy5000 December 6, 2020

Calm your goats

To tell a person to calm down or to relax.

Jeff said calm your goats to Martha when she was starting to get mad.

by Toeatcake May 21, 2019