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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold in a brown monstrosity that requires birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric pain will persistently emit strong, thick gas, whilst trapped in its humid meat purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a well documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themself.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining Thanks Giving again, Grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
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Stone

A smart depressed teenage boy who is to obbiession with video games. A person that waits to the last mimute to get something done. Or just a ramdon person that has a trantiol chinese name . But there most likey to be both. But A stone is very helpful and will alwasy be there for you will you need them . They are also veyr funny and ncie. (there are most likey to be short) Stone's are rude but also cna be nice. They love them selfs to much btw. They also love calfiornia girls (the song) . They can be homophoica but not all the time. They can be ugly but sometimes they can be okay looking . Anyways always check in on your stones every once and a while
hey how are you stone

Stone: FUCK YOU

( other conversation)

Hey stone I want to die

(one reply)

Stone: okay go ahead

(or)

Stone: I see life in different phases ig there are times when u feel like shit and are at your breaking point
But there are also other times when you feel so happy that in that moment u can forget all the shit you've gone through
by Middleschooler26666 September 17, 2022
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stone sour

Stone Sour is an Alternative Metal band from Des Moines, Iowa and the Second band of Slipknot Frontman Corey Taylor
One of my favorite Stone Sour Songs is Absolute Zero
by LtManiax February 18, 2017
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Stone whacked

Dude I took molly, E, and smoked 2 joints yesterday.. I was fucking stone whacked
by gable_the_cable_guy January 21, 2022
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Stone

Stone is a loving guy, and if you get to know him also a very funny guy. He is most likely to date a girl with brown eyes and the name that starts with a k. He has blonde hair blue eyes. If you touch his girl or his family he will fuck you up. He may not look strong but he will kick your ass. If you meet stone you would want to be on his side.
Stone is my best friend
by Kid named stone April 23, 2019
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Wailing stone

Go check the wailing stone to see if there are problems
by xXeliXx August 29, 2017
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