Straddle some cows

Fuck 8 big men at once

I'm gonna go straddle some cows tonight!!

by Allisssoonn7 August 7, 2017

juicy baby cow

Juicy baby cow

There was a juicy baby cow on the farm

by babycow12 March 5, 2017

milking the legless cow

jerking off

mom caught me milking the legless cow when she accidentally walked in my room without knocking

by i gotta dog May 8, 2017

Dumbass fucking cow

An person arguing with teamates in boss fight, or arguign with guild members.

An person looks stupid.

STOP BEING DUMBASS FUCKING COW!

by vereb July 12, 2021

How big is a cow

Ur mom

Ur mom is How big is a cow

by wuyitruywrteuwyerti May 28, 2021

mad cow disease

Someone being of or like a really mean person, specifically and cranky music teacher. They tend to say maaaahhhhh when they are angry. You can use it as any part of speech.

The teacher was totally being all mad cow disease last night. She was all " maaahhhhh"

by bindy havanah December 23, 2008

Cracked Cow Pat

An ugly woman

She has a face like a Cracked Cow Pat

by Uncle Doogs May 31, 2022