a sad mall in Statesville NC (also the only indoor mall) once upon a time (long long ago before my time) it was serving small town hometown realness but no longer :( Signal Hill includes 3 ish stores the biggest being Belk. the others are irrelevant (much like the whole mall) the bath and body works recently relocated to crossroads shopping center (a great place to people watch from your car while eating McDonald’s) small town tingz i guess. anyway rumor has it there are plans to demolish the mall and build a new one but this is statesville after all so expectations are nonexistent. driving to a nearby town is your best bet for most things.
by hunter.heic October 6, 2021
Get the Signal Hill mallmug. by Jac&72627 December 29, 2016
Get the Spring Hill, Floridamug. an american man with no brains whatsoever. The race of the man is undefined, he is considered not black nor white and a little asian.
by Chubblebee212 August 12, 2012
Get the Ack hill billimug. by StupidTree83 May 3, 2022
Get the Hill Creek Schoolmug. Euphemism gifted to Kitty Joy Beverly by her schizo voices meaning her body is graced with Beverly Hills and sum big ol’ speakers amongst blue collar tweekers…Zona trippin’ me far out er banksy can’t help this shit rhymes with spank me…Art class all day long, where’d my life go so wrong…hieronymous help her find people of shelter…I’ll see you the bullshit and raise you a rebar like crippled bodies in wheelchairs on foot they won’t get far…Separating bones from the fin to find treasures within Pushy Cat speaks in riddles while Deliverance fiddles…With dueling banjos how my mind works only God knows…It’s his private mystery shaped tragic in history…
This was the voices speaking of course:”She’s got A Beverly Hills Boombox body movin’ a fool in the pain Ted ladies all around me and you what the fuck we gonna do it like we live ‘till we die tied too…” Wut The hell is she saying? Pushmataha the Pushy Cat’s merely voice driven, this poor girl had no choices…locked down mentally ill, no longer faced with a pill…elephant tranked by the state, monthly injections don’t rate…behind masks she hid, mind you this was pre-covid…Wore one wrecking the van goat nothing else but a trench coat…Oh yeah, I just remembered this dumb ass drawing I did yesterday and I couldn’t stop laughing because of it…Sorry, stopped rhyming but the shit was so fucking stupid it was making me laugh again…It’s this drawing of a Paiasso clown girl that says born fool on her shirt but I thought, she’s really the nut juggler, that’s why all these assholes are orbiting her…The nut juggler…dumb as fuck but makes me laugh like a mother fucker…Laughter is the Schizo’s natural gift sum times…Sum times but I suck at math, the voices say I traded it for sum thing a long time ago…Fuck math’s overrated as shit anyway…Math rarely gets one laid or paid so who D fuck cares…So step sister porn flick and missin’ that good shit…
by Pushmataha October 25, 2022
Get the Beverly Hills Boomboxmug. Items or "Stuff" that are let out, generally with a rag-tag sign reading "free", on a hill top. Items usually offered contain, moon dishes, tiny stuff animals, pocket sized cook books and other non-valuable trinkets.
by Phillip Magically June 16, 2017
Get the Top of the Hill Shitmug. Name for the Underground Rap/Rock duo from Memphis, TN. They founded their own label, Bloody River Records, in 2003. Their music covers comedy, horror, occult, supernatural, extraterrestrial, taboo and other similar themes.
Albums include:
Blown Out Candle (2003)
DHG presents: Lil Folk - My Life Begins (2005)
The Broken Church (2006)
CHRISTMASWEEN (2008)
HILLOWEEN 2010
Split Personalities (2017)
Table Scraps vol.1 - Blown Out Candle Era (2019)
Table Scraps vol.2 - The Broken Church Era (2019)
Planned or WIP projects include:
Not Enough TV EP (?)
Domain Eminence (?)
ABDUCT & DESTROY (?)
There are several features, music videos, and Live performance videos available on the OFFICIAL Dark Hills Gang YouTube channel as well as Dustin Carter's (CRaZY tha CoBRA) personal channel.
Albums include:
Blown Out Candle (2003)
DHG presents: Lil Folk - My Life Begins (2005)
The Broken Church (2006)
CHRISTMASWEEN (2008)
HILLOWEEN 2010
Split Personalities (2017)
Table Scraps vol.1 - Blown Out Candle Era (2019)
Table Scraps vol.2 - The Broken Church Era (2019)
Planned or WIP projects include:
Not Enough TV EP (?)
Domain Eminence (?)
ABDUCT & DESTROY (?)
There are several features, music videos, and Live performance videos available on the OFFICIAL Dark Hills Gang YouTube channel as well as Dustin Carter's (CRaZY tha CoBRA) personal channel.
If you are so fortunate to enter the town of Dark Hills, the Dark Hills Gang will escort you to the river's edge... And push you in.
by ThaCobra August 24, 2019
Get the Dark Hills Gangmug.