by yaaaaassssaraaap August 14, 2011
Get the Jizz Slapmug. eye slap - animated online advertisements that repeatedly flash bright colors and images that take your attention away from the main content of a page.
eye slapping - the act of subjecting web visitors to these offensive ads
Origins: The makers of annoying animated gifs of the 1990's were the original eye slappers. A crude and brutish bunch. The nascent robber barons of screen real estate.
The term was coined in a blog post by blahblahyaya on ivegottostopkiddingmyself in 2009.
eye slapping - the act of subjecting web visitors to these offensive ads
Origins: The makers of annoying animated gifs of the 1990's were the original eye slappers. A crude and brutish bunch. The nascent robber barons of screen real estate.
The term was coined in a blog post by blahblahyaya on ivegottostopkiddingmyself in 2009.
Did you see that new ad for that bad movie? What an eye slap! That studio is always eye slapping my favorite sites.
by blahblahyaya July 4, 2009
Get the eye slapmug. This is what many people would say when they are trying to go to bed and there is one person in the room being obnoxious. In other words it is quicker and funnier to sat this instead of "shut the hell up" or "go to bed."
Guy 1: O man I just love hearing myself talk! Good one June haha
Guy 2: You better slap the dishpan in a hott minute or ill slap you up.
Guy 2: You better slap the dishpan in a hott minute or ill slap you up.
by Junior11 June 26, 2009
Get the Slap the Dishpanmug. When lame people submit dumbass definitions for made up words that no one uses, finds funny or are too fucking lame for the Urban Dictionary to publish.
Croz: Dude, I got rejected again by the Urban Dictionary
Reinsuranceredux: You didn't submit Blowee again? Bitch, how many times you gotta get urb slapped before you quit this shit? You should stick to Facebook and online dating websites, and leave this shit to the pros.
Reinsuranceredux: You didn't submit Blowee again? Bitch, how many times you gotta get urb slapped before you quit this shit? You should stick to Facebook and online dating websites, and leave this shit to the pros.
by reinsuranceredux November 14, 2013
Get the Urb Slappedmug. Person 1: What the fuck was that?!? Someone just ran by and slapped me in the face!
Person 2: Oh man, you totally have cum in your ear. I think you just got slimy slapped.
Person 2: Oh man, you totally have cum in your ear. I think you just got slimy slapped.
by LogicLackey October 1, 2009
Get the Slimy Slapmug. 1) I was fed up with her, so I decided to whip it out and give her a much needed schlong-slapping.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.
by bluzebrother April 7, 2010
Get the schlong-slapmug. If you got a wet newspaper, so the ink is running, you take out the sudoku page and slap someone in the face with it so that it leaves a mirrored print of the sudoku.
Robert was acting like a twat and bugging me with Jeroen's laserpen all the time, so he left me no choice but to sudoku-slap him.
by Pim (look it up) October 30, 2008
Get the Sudoku-Slapmug.