Boss, I have bad news

The last words of a henchman.

Henchman- Boss, I have bad news.
Five minutes later-
*repeated gunshots*

by A_Bum February 26, 2023

i put it in the printer

i ate it

dude that pizza last night? i put it in the printer.

by gordontuous November 14, 2022

I configure that out

What you eye-twinklingly say when presented wif a "cranky-conundrum" situation which others are at a loss as to how to solve, but you are able to see a way out dat involves designing/altering one or more components in a certain way.

Cool dude #1, observing his electronics-nerd best friend strolling by his job-site, and waving him over to where he's puzzling over a power-cables array: Hey, Bud --- I'm trying to figger out about wiring up this circuit, but how to hook up da control-switches has me majorly scratchin' my head. Any ideas?
Cool dude #2, after briefly tracing da wiring and pondering a moment: Oh, yeah --- I configure that out. We just need a couple of relays in addition to your existing start-and-stop switches.

by QuacksO February 21, 2025

I am infertile from eating scented candles. The

A comment most often left by a user on YouTube named “lpc9929” who also leaves other comments such as “Hey Google exit YouTube” on his channels community posts, he is seen eating candles.

L PC: “I am infertile from eating scented candles. The”
Dragonpainter299: “what”

by TheIrritatedScot September 18, 2024

I be clownin

There is no definitive meaning. The interpretation is up to anybody. The beauty of this phrase is that it can means so many different things ranging from innocent to down right diabolical. At one minute it could me that you are a clown performing clown stunts at a circus or a children's birthday party, another minute it could mean that you are committing illegal activities that are completely irrelevant to the subject of clowns. The choice is yours...

"I just finished creating my brand new Instagram account. Now what should I type into my bio that will express to others that I like to frequently have sex, shoot guns, scam people for there credit cards, and spread misinformation on the internet without actually saying it...? Ooh! I know!" *simply types: 'I be clownin'*

by imperformingillegalactivities March 25, 2022

I am

The shortest sentence in the whole world

"Go do the laundry"
"I AM😡!!"

by Sin tía March 3, 2023

I can’t see when my eyes are closed

A rare illness were when your eyes are closed you can’t see

Yo dude I can’t see when my eyes are closed

by I don’t have a pseudonym March 31, 2022