Midwest Titties

A Pair of Perky, Flat, Yet Busty Mammaries, That Are Known To Be Presented On Women From The Midwest. Also Known To Sag Around 50 Years of Age.

Guy 1: Man, I can't tell whether Halle Berry is voluptuous or just using a pushup bra!!!
Guy 2: Those Are Midwest Titties My Friend, You Will Know By The Time She Is 50 Whether Such Claims Are True !

by Paolo Jones September 5, 2016

Titty envy

Titty envy is a term in psychology referring to inherent rivalries towards objects of precious, limited resource in relationship to maternity and childhood-like development. It can also refer to a deep psychogical attachment in a single person associated with maternity and a repressed source of lust. Usually, it characterizes or symbolizes sibling rivalry stemmed directly over territorial conflict to the milk of the mother's breasts. But it can also be treated more abstractly in conjunction to things like the development of sexuality, personality, ect. It can also represent sexual conflict between men or women in the contest towards an object of sexual importance. The breasts represent an object of existential importance in nourishment or survival and the means of conflict people will engage in towards one another to get it.

Joe: "Those two boys have been at war with each other ever since they had to share their mother's tit. They kind of have a titty envy between them over who gets what first."

Prof Joe: "The girl typified as a super baby develops a type of titty envy towards men who offer resource and validation in exchange of sex normally due to a past childhood trauma whereas a father or male guardian sexually abused her and she behaviorally learnt to associate affection, or a lack-thereof with acts of sex. In sexualising herself she relives and chases confused affections with a paternal figure"

by Spawnface November 17, 2021

titty jerker

When something makes your boobs flop uncontrollably.

Went went over a speed bump, that was a real titty jerker

by Sheeplord420 July 1, 2021

Titty hitter

When you hit clapstain in the tit with a tennis ball

Guy1: i hit clapstain in the titty with a tennis ball
Guy2: did that hurrted her
Clapstain: that shit hurrted
Guy3: so your a titty hitter

by Ltjimmy February 16, 2020

Titty ape

A hairy woman who is so angry or aggressive that she screams at the top of her lungs and pounds on her big titties, creating a 4.5 on the Richter scale

Someone call 911! I’m being attacked by a wild titty ape!

by Can you burn a Luigi board August 16, 2019

chimp titties

A. (noun) saggy old-man boobs

A: That dude needs to put his shirt back on.

B: Yep, he's sporting some real chimp titties.

by missnancycook August 2, 2012

Titty Blasted

to become absolutely shit faced

"Let's get titty blasted tonight"

by kumquatcummies May 9, 2020