Bird Status

A slut. Someone who has had protected/unprotected sex with a vast number of people.

Mike:"Hey man, last night was crazy. You know Sara? I tapped that."
Dan:"Who hasn't tapped that? That girl got some bird status. You better get checked out."

by SchizoMania July 7, 2009

love-birding

secretly watching love-birds engaging in passionate love-making such as spooning and necking.

He has made love-birding his hobby. That is why, he always goes to the lovers' paradise to watch and enjoy the passionate activities of the lovers there.

by uttam maharjan January 24, 2010

bird business

the growth of one’s business or oneself because of calibration of like-minded individuals.

Person 1 ~ “I closed the deal because of the ideas you helped me with.”

Person 2 ~ “no problem, just bird business”

by JAC.2x September 1, 2022

Dicky bird

Fictional bird used to terrify little boys who like to run around without pants on. The implication being that the dicky bird would bite them on the dicky.

The dicky bird will get you if you don't wear your pants!

by goonsquid August 30, 2019

jelly bird

any female who is acting crazy-drunk; (ohhehaheiaejsjddj) while waving arms and moving head without control

Annemarie and Daniella are a pair of jelly birds.

by jellybirdexpert September 16, 2009

Tweety Bird

to describe someone, usually a male, resembling that of the fictional yellow canary named "Tweety Bird" in the Loony Toon cartoons. This person has a problem speaking because they smoke copious amounts of weed, is afraid of pussy, and has a rounded top-heavy head resembling Tweety Bird himself. This person is usually very thin, because they eat just like a bird.

"Hey Tweety Bird, i tought i saw a putty tat."

by Dr. Jimmy Brungus November 21, 2011

Big Bird

The sexual act of eating a dozen eggs (either cooked or raw), then vomiting the rubbery yellow mess onto your partner's chest.

Similar to a Cosby Sweater, in that both cause your partner to resemble beloved childhood icons.

"Hey Diana, can you pick up some eggs on the way home from work? I'm in the mood for a Big Bird."

by Phronk August 3, 2009