mike ox small

If you say it fast it's "my cock small"
People also use this for fake ass trends

Cashier: "Can I get a name for that one?"
Person: "its just Mike ox small"
Cashier: "Ok ill call when it's ready"
Cashier: "ORDER FOR MY COCKS SMALL"
Cashier: "No..."

by Imthehamman June 11, 2023

small straight

Basically another way of saying "big gay"

"You have small straight"

by Exterminate_all_thots May 14, 2018

small pp

when your pp is small

today i found out i have a small pp

by retard alley June 1, 2024

Small pp Disorder (SPD)

Affects 1 in 10 men, and every man who has ever sent a picture of his junk. This disorder causes a man to develop very small genitalia, and have the irresistible urge to send pictures of his symptoms to unsuspecting women.

Man 1: brooo I just sent my pp pic to Jessica

Man 2: ewww brooo you have Small pp Disorder (SPD) , go to your therapist.

by C00chieman September 21, 2020

Small dick energy

People with the name eric usually have small dick energy

Small dick energy is like eric with a huge truck trying to make up for it

by Alexander men June 1, 2024

Small top hat

A very small top hat you wear on your head.

Person 1: “Hey! why does Becky have a weird little spec on her head?”

Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”

by Lemon_Pop_Rocks! March 24, 2023

Small basic

A programming language made by microsoft.

MY LOVE HATE RELATIONSHIP WITH THE SMALL BASIC ERROR SCREEN

by yeah im a boi April 19, 2021