Emma's Law

The scientific law that states girls can not win at beer pong, unless partnered with a male.

Originally named after Emma Johnson, a girl who played several recorded games of beer pong from 2001-2008 without one girls only victory.

Sally: I'm gonna kick your ass at beer pong tonight!
Brian: Yea and E=Mc^3! Its called Emma's law... read a book.

by Brosieden May 9, 2013

Hall's Law

The phenomenon goes that when there are two male best friends, only one of them can have success with a girl at a time.

Jason: Hey that girl I met last night didn't text me back.
Connor: Wow. The girl I met 3 nights ago just texted me back saying her phone was lost and she was anxious to text me back.
Jason: Dude. Hall's Law.

by bolognaeggs January 20, 2016

kieran law

Has a penis the size of the eiffel towers in italy. Will not hesitate to question your christianity.

Kieran law is here again, beware, hide your bible

by mrbeepboy January 9, 2018

the law of the dylan’s

if two dylan’s have the same name they have to add each other on snapchat

“yo you’re name is dylan?”
“mine is too!”
remember the law of the dylan’s you gotta add me on snap now”
“ok i guess”

by dylanjmcc05 July 30, 2020

LAW BREAKER

Maclonnbeveli law breakers law brokers in black. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created law breakers.by lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq June 10, 2021

“call the law”

Phrase used by elder southern folks (usually women) meaning to call the police.

“Don’t come back here or I’ll “call the law”

by TTGRAMMAR July 23, 2022

Furby's Law

Cater to dumbasses by being a dumbass

Furby's Law at it again, this belongs in my spam folder.

by z00kery October 4, 2018