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fat legend

someone who is fatter than a skinny legend, but not as fat as an obese legend.
Isaiah: Did you see how big Danica got?
Me: Fuck yeah she's a fat legend.

Isaiah: *eats 10 Alabama hot pockets like a fat ass*
Me: be careful Isaiah. You're a fat legend now but you're on your way to being an obese legend
by Sonic frickin rox! :) October 17, 2019
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Fat Johnny

The act or instance of performing standing or sitting coitus in a public "porta-potty" with a full holding tank, to such a degree of roughness that it falls on its side, then continuing the afforementioned coitus laying in the spilled feces, urine, chemicals, and miscellaneous garbage that spilled from the holding tank as the "porta-potty" fell over.
Cletus: Went to the fair yesterday..

Billy-Bob: How was it?
Cletus: Know the bearded lady? Gave'at bitch a fat Johnny by the south exit.
Billy-Bob: Full tank?
Cletus: Full tank. She even ate the chicken wings that fell out.
Billy-Bob: Nice.
by SlenderMarlin April 23, 2014
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Boba Fat

Obese man who spends his time with eating donuts at his workplace, and does frequent naps even if he is a security supervisor.

The term is an obvious reference to Boba Fett, and it was used in a freemium mobile game, The Simpsons Tapped Out.
Patty: Hey, Boba Fat, could you trundle a few steps to the left? I can’t see the TV. In fact, I can’t see that whole half of the house.
by The Gamer July 13, 2015
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relationship fat

When someone in a relationships gains a couple pounds due to being comfortable with their partner
Person A: hey has Jessica put on weight??
Person B: nah mate, she’s just relationship fat
by Pink sock May 31, 2018
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Fat cunt

A person who is usually a virgin while also being middle aged.

Has no grasp on reality and abuses those who care for them.

They generally have little regard for personal hygiene and in the hot weather smell like an overripe arsehole from up to 15m away.

They are at the point of obesity that their brain is so starved of oxygen, they are more retarded, obnoxious, "smart mouthed" and irritating than ever before.

They are a complete oxygen thief with no regards for other people.

The people around them view their inevitable demise as a relief. The reason being that the fat useless cunt won't be a constant drain on their souls.

A fat cunt has an answer for everything even though many are non-functioning illiterate idiots. Most of their wisdom comes from watching shit documentaries and DIY videos on the television or on YouTube.

They are so utterly useless, incompetent, lazy and fat that they will even bully elderly family members to get their own way and will not hesitate into tormenting them so they can get a free ride to the shop to buy more calorie dense food to stuff into their fat faces.
Person 1: "Hey man, does Phil ever leave the house?"

Person 2: " No man, that useless fat cunt is an absolute oxygen thief. I see he moves so little his fat fucking ass is fused to his mattress."

Person 1: " Holy shit man haha"

Person 2: " I know right, that fat cunt"
by Captain_Captain September 10, 2022
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fat papi

A very large man who is love and respected by many.

Papi which is Spanish for "papa" "papacito" meaning father or Daddy

A term of endearment and a boost to the overweight self esteem .

Key words
#Pelo #papichulo #Papi El'Grande
Pelo is the real Fat papi !
by Phat Papi January 19, 2017
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fat piracy

The act of act eating a huge amount of bad food at a cheap restaurant, then doing a runner before the bill arrives.
Hutnut: Merz inhaled half a dozen pizzas, a six-pack of brewskies and a big chunk of chocolate cake, and then hit the road like a shirker bandit.

Sharman: That's total fat piracy.
by Ba(Ng) May 28, 2010
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