Kyah Disease

Attraction to women with bent wigs or crooked lace-fronts.

Damn that wig sitting up but she still fine. I think I got Kyah disease.

by Kemistry🌟 May 28, 2024

Pranu Disease

Causes excessive touching and need for love. Can lead to a nerdy look and a pedo stash. Symptoms may be attracted to you girlfriends good friend and having glasses

I got the Pranu Disease after fist bumping him!

by Oranges and Turtles April 20, 2023

chalkston disease

An ailment that causes white, dry patches of skin, caused by malnutrition and genetic modifications at an early stage of development.

Hey Bob, I saw somebody else with chalkston disease in the gym today, his skin was so patchy and dry, i offered him lotion

by mystical b19dpg March 9, 2011

car and watch disease

A disease in which a person spends the majority of their time thinking about cars and watches

Tom-“Dude if I get that new job, I’ll be able to afford a 2019 A4 and a Rolex Submariner.”

Ben-“I think you have car and watch disease bro.”

by WinnDixie December 24, 2019

EC Disease

A disease where an individual’s happiness comes from food or the idea of consuming food.

Cass and Em have EC disease.

by Emory B January 8, 2021

Pussy disease

When someone goes on a ski trip and makes up numerous excuses for why they can't ski properly, they are likely showing symptoms of pussy disease.

Simon: "Hey boys, I think Compo has pussy disease, he claims he can't see properly, his right quad is burning, feels sick, has developed a cough and claims he can't breathe. "

Brad: "yeah, that's pussy disease alright, his cough even sounds like a wild animal.

by Compo90 December 13, 2021

Lucky Disease

The scientific name for Vitiligo

CHILD: Hey dad, whys that black guy got white patches on his face?

FATHER: That my son is called the Lucky Disease!

by Pcmreform June 26, 2024