chocolate duke

noun attributed to someone or something that was totally dominated, beaten, or completely destroyed

My brother ate the last of the cookies, so I gave him the chocolate duke. or

Connor McGregor gave Jose Aldo the chocolate duke in the first round to win the title.

by Der Mask September 23, 2020

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Chocolate Cocaine

The act of snorting cocaine out of, NOT off of, one's ass hole. Said cocaine will become covered with shit thus causing it to look like chocolate too an extent.

Fuckboi #1 "Duuuuuuuuuuude I just did some chocolate cocaine"
Fuckboi #2 "Duuuuuuuuuuude that's like hella rad man!!! How did it feel?"
Fuckboi #1 *before he responds begins violently throwing up BECAUSE HE SNORTED COCAINE OUT OF A GIRLS ASSHOLE and subsequently dies from choking on his sick*
Fuckboi #2 "Duuuuuuuuuude looks like you fucked up man"

by The Real Academic July 28, 2018

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chocolate berlina

A plump round bun covered with chocolate, filled with delicious cream custard....

Babe is the bakery open? I'm popping down for a chocolate berlina....

by Bake her delight April 22, 2017

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Chocolate Mousse

The act of using diarrhea to style ones hair.

With no hair products readily available, she performed a chocolate mousse.

by Nightmare52 November 21, 2019

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Chocolate Haircut

When you take a crap and some of the poo gets stuck on your ass hair, when the poo dries and you need to cut the hair so you can properly shit again!!

I spend too long in the toilet, I think I need a Chocolate Haircut so I can shit properly again.

by Saulness. November 30, 2011

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