Freezin Balls

When one is so cold, that it feels as if their balls are freezing into an ice like state.

Cor blimey Chris, this weather is freezin balls material.

I'm absolutely freezin balls now that I can't pay my central heating bills.

by Seharvey December 15, 2011

ball raiding

v: The act of an individual fondling another individual's testicles while they are asleep. Extreme's might even be taken to ensure maximum humiliation, i.e. placing a post-it not on the raidee saying "You have been raided."

n: Ball raider-one who raids balls.

Jorgen: I gave Erik a good ball raiding last night.

Rutherford: No way!

Jorgen: Totally did! He awoke with a start and cupped his junk!

Rutherford: Shit!

by Aaron Johanson December 9, 2008

Wiener Balls

Describes something that is absolutely amazing or wonderful and brings loads of joy.

“Hey have you heard the new Travis Scott album?”
“Yeah it was the god damn wiener balls!”

by stupidgoofybastard October 16, 2020

ball gargling

An ancient technique where the individual places another individual's testicles into their own mouth then proceed to furiously rinse them in their spit, snot and saliva. The origins of ball gargling are still argued over to this day by many historians. The technique is notoriously difficult to master, though once mastered it is reportedly one of the most effective ways in making partners coom.

"Hey bro, wanna try some ball gargling?"
"I dunno bro, it seems kind of weird. Bro."
"Bro, it'll be fine bro, I'll say like no homo or whatever, bro."
"Hey bro, that sounds good man."

by lickySoSticky49 March 11, 2022

Ball-Seance

When you get kicked in the balls so hard that the ghosts of your ancestors show up invisibly, clutching their nuts and wailing, bemoaning that they lived and died in vain, since their lineage ends here.

The legendary nutslam Stacy gave him was so powerful it reverberated through the ages, up through his male lineage. The ghosts of his ancestors were writhing around on the floor, invisibly cradling their ghost-balls. His dead great-grandmother was clutching her bosom, silently wailing, how could someone do this to her little bambino?!
The dreaded ball-seance of the ball-damned.

by BallbustingStacy May 30, 2020

booger balls

A derogatory term referring to that percentage of the male population that produce chunky semen.

Chunky semen has the consistency and texture of freshly picked boogers.

Booger Balls Jackson emptied his man-chamber into Amy's face. He just enjoys blowing his Hose Nose.

by amulet_1972 March 7, 2009

choch ball

A male species typically seen wearing a pastel polo shirt with a popped collar, white sunglasses, sporting a fo-hawk, and ripped/faded jeans. This man will also see himself as god's gift to women; little does he know, the only reason girls stare at him is because he is a tool. He may even be observed winking at fine females.

That guy that is trying to get with me is such a choch ball, he has no game!

by Taquita August 14, 2007