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cube life

It means that life working a 9-5 job in an office cubicle, hence the term "cube" derived from cubicle.
A: Dude, my back hurts from sitting all day at work.

D: Yeah, that cube life.

Some Millennial: I'm not with that cube life. / I ain't about that cube life.

Senior undergrad: I'm not ready for that cube life yet. I want to travel and see the world.

A veteran (senior office worker) in that cube life: The cube life can be soul-crushing and soon you will just be zombies tip tapping on your keyboard.
by nomnombeast December 13, 2014
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quiet life

something Kira Yoshikage wants to live.
Kira Yoshikage:My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
by rerorerorero01 March 23, 2021
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lame life

The absolute worst state a human can be in. Usually relevant to Military personnel of whom are tired of the service, specifically the lack of logic which can be found in the Military.
Josh : "How's it going Michael?"
Michael : "Bro I am so mad I had to go to the base just to get one fucking paper"
Josh : "Lame life"
by clapped nigga March 14, 2021
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toad life

A person who leeches off others and is without a job or doesn't have the means to support himself and shows no remorse for his/her actions. Hence enjoying his/her ToadLife
I'm stuck on island with no money oh well toad life
by Todd_N April 11, 2019
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Life Imprisonment

When a prisoner is sentenced to spend the rest of their life in prison. A very useless sentence, because once a prisoner gets it, they might as well have the death penalty. Either way they're going to die in prison. There are three types of life sentences.

Life With Parole:

When the prisoner gets sentenced to life, but is eligible for parole release after a certain number of years (usually 25 years). This is the most common sentence, as it ensures the prisoner will have an incentive to behave in prison, and it allows them back into society on strict monitoring. It's not a guarantee, to earn parole, you must behave very well in prison and show that you're worthy of being released.

Life Without Parole:

Life Imprisonment with no parole eligibility. If you get this, you're spending the rest of your days behind bars no matter what, unless you get the governor of your state to grant you clemency. This is hard to do, and the fact that you're likely a murderer isn't going to earn you much sympathy. But, if you truly can convince the governor you've changed, it might be worth a shot.

Practical Life Sentence

Any sentence that is longer than the prisoner will likely live. Generally, sentences higher than 75 years in prison fit this category, as even a young adult likely won't live to see their release date. These are handed out usually when a person has many crimes stacked against them, with no single one worthy of a life sentence, but adding up to like 100 years.
Two US states have Abolished Life Imprisonment.

Alaska, which still hands out the practical life sentence of 99 years in prison

Connecticut, which has lowered its maximum prison term from life to 25 years.

Also, some states have abolished life without parole, but still hand out life sentences with parole eligibility. These are:

Rhode Island
New York
Illinois
Washington
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 10, 2020
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Quit life

Street slang for when you get so sick of your real life you've decided to give up, move to mexico and do cocaine and hookers and live on a diet solely consisting of burritos
by leadering#1 August 30, 2020
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Because Life

When something unfortunate or annoying occurs and there's nobody to blame.
"Ugh, I am SO craving cherries but they aren't in season, because life."
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