Zombie Sunday

The celebration of Jesus Christ rising from the dead, and therefore the celebration of him being a zombie.

Also a celebration for zombie awareness, zombie appreciation, and all other things zombies.

******Let it be noted that while Zombie Sunday is a celebration of and for zombies, all and any zombies should still be killed on site.

John: Happy Zombie Sunday Jack!
Jack: Thanks John! Now help me kill this zombie!

Kara: Since Jesus rose from the dead, does that make him a zombie?
Zombie: Uhhh ahh uhh ohh ahh uhh.
Kara: Of course it does. I am going to kill you now.

by Cmail08 April 4, 2010

Zombie

The lack of expression and or reaction to anything, or the act of being numb

Jitts walking around like zombies

by Zoeboy_clothing September 21, 2020

Zombie

(A new thought, on an old word, bare with me)

It can be, a person, of sound mind and body, hooked in to social media, unaware of the world around them....and from lack of planning, will walk around hunting and killing other healthy humans for food, during trying time or emergency. (2121 pandemic/ war?)

What's your plan when SHTF

God Bless America

Holy funk, It just hit me like a ton of bricks. That those peppers use the word "zombie" to describe someone who is stuck with their head in their smartphone, wandering around almost oblivious to what's going on around them....a d because of where the "zombies" live, they can't hunt for food other than other humans.

Just think back, and think about it.....what the hell else could these crazy mofo (or not so crazy) mofo's mean.

I mean if they were planning to hunt other humans, that would be an act of domestic terrorism...so they call them zombies to avoid people who're zombies thinking they're crazy

by Renna Hocaluk, your Dad loves January 14, 2021

Icky Zombie

When a man finishes on their partners eyes. Afterwards the man doesn’t get their partner a towel and they watch the person meander around with their arms out, resembling a zombie or undead creature

1-Dude what happened to Stacy

2- she broke up with me after I gave her the ole icky zombie

by This is not pudding June 13, 2019

Actual Zombie

Used by r/AnarchChess by continuing the chain

Person 1:Google en passant
Person 2: Holy Hell
Person 3: New response just dropped
Person 4: Actual Zombie

by eef_q June 13, 2024

Rob Zombie Flavor Index

Used to measure the calorie account of someone’s dick.

Yeah man, my dick has 1/4 the calories of a mature female raccoon! I found it out using the Rob Zombie Flavor Index!

by Robin Zomborg December 11, 2021

Drooling zombie

Something that is dead or should have died, but is still alive. Usually refers to works of popular culture or art, such as TV shows and the like (see Jump the shark).

Guy 1: You hear the Simpsons is writing out Apu?
Guy 2: Oh well, I stopped watching that show years ago.
Guy 1: Yeah, it's a drooling zombie.

by RoundenBrown October 26, 2018