Bitch

A person (usually female, although possibly a very weak male) who whines, complains, and grovels their way through life and manages to fuck up the lives of everyone else at every possible moment

1. My mother is a giant bitch about stupid things
2. My brother is a little bitch about everything.

by B!0NDO April 29, 2009

Bitch

A stupid female or a female dog.

Usually the first one!

Person A: Cómo se dice bitch en español?
Person B: You.

by AnataNoMesu June 2, 2011

who bitch this is

A saying for when someone not as good as you gets mad and try's to fight but fails as they a weak ass bitch and not worth fighting. "who bitch this is?!" Referring that some one needs to come stop this embarrassment before they get knocked out.

Who Bitch this is

by daivoo January 19, 2015

bitch basket

A Volkswagen Cabriolet (Cabrio convertible), so characterized due to the car's chronically indelible resemblance to a picnic basket. The attribution of the title "bitch" to the driver of said conveyance is purely speculation.

"Are you going to meet us at the movies in your fucking bitch basket?"

by Sean March 10, 2004

choke a bitch

When someone owes someone else money and doesn't pay, that person must proceed to choke a bitch. Most often used in the scenario of a pimp and a hoe

Wayne Brady: What's this? Mr. Benjamin looks lonely.
Hoe: Sorry daddy.
Wayne Brady: Sorry? Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
!?

by therealsuperman8 February 8, 2009

bitch mate

A man who puts the bitches equal to, or above his boys (friends).

Man, Ethan Has been hanging out with Sarah a lot lately rather than us, he is such a bitch mate.

by Mateoiscool December 9, 2019

Cook a bitch

To have sex.

Also known as:
Baking that ass, grilling a hoe, tossing your salad up in that junk.

1) Guy one: "Hey dude, what did you do with that chick who was all over you after I left last night?"
Guy two: "Man I cooked a bitch."
Guy one: "Hell yeah man! Well, later. I'mma go cook a bitch myself."

2) Girl one: "Hey, how come your boyfriend's status on Myspace is 'Just cooked a bitch'?
Girl two: "We just fucked!"
Girl one: "Nice!"

by He himself. July 29, 2009