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Asynchronous Self-Conversation

A conversation one engages in with oneself in a way which resembles the way one converses with oneself or with a different individual, only this type of self-conversation takes place in the present but with a recording of one's words made in the past.
To participate in an asynchronous self-conversation one needs to listen to an audio recording of things one said in the past, and can either speak to the individual speaking in the recording acknowledging that one is speaking to oneself, or pretend one is speaking to someone other than oneself. Asynchronous self-conversations work surprisingly well and can be enlightening because as time progresses every individual changes. Therefore, at 12:00 P.M. (noon) no one is thinking or feeling the same things they were thinking and feeling at 11:59 A.M. ( one-minute ago ). Listening to a recording of a word one said is a type of Asynchroneous Self-Conversation.
by but for October 21, 2017
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Self-Declared Fag

When someone uses the word “fag,” many have a hard time understanding whether they mean “annoying/Harley Davidson rider” or “gay.” Self-Declared Fag is a phrase invented to help distinguish between the two. A Self-Declared Fag is one who has come out of the closet and is openly homosexual. A Self-Declared Fag is not ashamed of it, while a normal fag is insulted by it.
“Bro when is that fag on the Harley gonna get a haircut”?

My goodness, that Self-Declared Fag has been sitting on that fire hydrant for the past hour”!
by Bouquet July 3, 2018
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Self-Care Sunday

The day where you take care of yourself by showering, shaving, and putting face-masks on before the week starts.
Girl: Hey what are you doing today?
Other Girl: What do you mean it’s “Self-Care Sunday” ! I’ve been so busy.
by caylee3113 January 28, 2023
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self-isolating-myself

uh. the new stupidest way to say - my brain has been destroyed because i am spending all of my time in my house watching tv for 2 years now.
"Yeah, yuo never know who has COVID, so I have been self-isolating-myself just to be safe".
by Evil Con Weasel April 16, 2022
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self cleaning oven

when police politicians and government refuse to address crime in poor communities , black or brown people . leaving the people and community to handle crime themselves
that's the self cleaning oven district they will handle the murders themselves.
by charles 57 May 31, 2022
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grope my self

having to to take a leak relive one self
bro hang on I got to grope my self before we roll
by nitro2310s4 July 17, 2010
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his bad self

James Brown. One of his many nicknames, this is taken from his 1968 song "Say It Loud (I'm Black and I'm Proud!)".
Let's all give a warm welcome to the Godfather of Soul, his bad self, Mr. James Brown!
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks December 25, 2016
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