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Lynch fingers

Someone who anything they touch is utterly f**ked.
“Who fucked the catadyne?” “It was f**cking lynch fingers that propane headed fuck.”
by Jimbo10101 April 8, 2022
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Scusi fingers!

excuse my fingers (when touching someone else's food.) ie when moving something onto their plate, passing it to them, or reaching into their food to take some. Can also be used when passing someone cutlery if you touch anywhere but the handle.
person one: hey does anyone want onion rings?
person two: yes please *holds out plate*
person one, using their fingers to grab hot onion rings off the tray and put them on person two's plate: scusi fingers! :)
by poopoopoo123 June 10, 2017
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Finger Banjo

When your fingers are slapping the clitoris in a rythmic folk fashion.
So, there I was, had me some PBR tall boys playing the Finger Banjo on my old lady while listening to Hank the III.
by jnejsp September 21, 2015
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Monkey Finger

The monkey finger - when you fall asleep with your finger in your girls bum, when you wake up pull out out and bend your finger, the crusty poo will make it look like a monkey finger
by JamThrizzle1 January 18, 2021
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Phone fingers

When you're typign on yuor phone but your fat figners are too big for the tiny-as-fcuk kyes and yuo misspell evrey secodn word
A: hye mate, whta's up?
B: lol what?
A; sorry, fuckign phone fingers
by PÜNGLICH April 13, 2014
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Salad Fingers

Salad Fingers is one of the creepiest and most disturbing video series on the internet to date, having attracted many viewers anyway. Many theories exist about the setting of Salad Fingers (mental illness, drugs, etc.), but the most plausible one seems to be a post-apocalyptic post-war era wasteland (look up Salad Finger Conspiracy for the whole theory). Salad Fingers is a masochist, finding pleasure from pain. He likes rusty nails and friends, and keeps his house clean. The series is very gory, but its strange nature has attracted millions of viewers who continue to watch these weird, weird videos.
"Dude, did you watch those Salad Fingers videos?"

"Yeah man, now I can't stop having nightmares."
by EpicMamo July 22, 2013
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bun finger

A finger so fat it looks like a bun.
by MJ4444 November 13, 2014
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