chief clown

Scott the chief inspector austin

the chief clown thinks life is so easy and nobody even knows it

by Mechanics May 9, 2008

Clown Prison

A desperately hopeless situation so named because the thought of being stuck in a prison filled with clowns is indescribably terrifying.

I am surrounded by idiots in this clown prison but I can't escape because I have to pay my mortgage.

by RowboatCop March 8, 2019

crack clown

a person known otherwise as an immatureintellectual, compulsive liar, make-up skills of a 2 year old

Look at that crack clown scaring away the boys with her make-up!

by barrybenson February 18, 2015

Sad Clown

when a girl is giving you a blow job, and you are helping, to the point where her eyes are watering making her mascara run and her lipstick is ruined by all the slobber. So when she is done and she looks up at you and she looks like a sad clown. What she looks like after a face fuck, to be blunt.

How was your date with Mary, I made her a sad clown.

by Pep per ment butler April 22, 2016

Punching the Clown

To put simply, jerk off.

I walked in on my bro Nate as he was punching the clown. Then I joined.

by TheGordo March 11, 2016

Ass-clown

A worthless piece of shit who is enormously incompetent and yet also a gigantic fucking prick. His lack of talent would be laughable, had he not achieved a level of authority or fame that makes him dangerous. He attempts to hide his inabilities by being a complete dick to others. His bubble of self-importance prevents him from seeing that everyone hates him with a holy passion.

Commonly found among politicians, CEOs, self-righteous celebrities, and North Korean dictators.

“Our executive management team sure are a bunch of ass-clowns! I hope the ass-clowns on our board of directors fire every fucking one of those ass-clowns. ‘Hello? North Korea calling. Kim Jong-un wants his entourage back.’ Did I mention what extraordinary ass-clowns they are?”

by Johnny Mc May 17, 2014

Pants Clowned

To be intoxicated, "fucked up" or otherwise inebriated.

Goddamn, Jimmy drank a gallon of Gin and now he's pants clowned...

by The JZA & The RZA August 25, 2004