When you start dating someone and they end up being a total STALKER and CLINGY. They often start slowly and work their way up to letting you know they are a Stage 5 Clinger.
1. They will begin by being sweet to you and calling you. Everything will seem perfectly fine,
you will think 'WOW I have an Amazing Gf/Bf.
2. Suddenly they begin by asking you "WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MY TEXT!"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME BACK!"
"WHERE ARE YOU!"
3. They can also be very DEADLY to You or Themselves.
(They might even hurt themselves if you don't break it off early enough.)
1. They will begin by being sweet to you and calling you. Everything will seem perfectly fine,
you will think 'WOW I have an Amazing Gf/Bf.
2. Suddenly they begin by asking you "WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MY TEXT!"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME BACK!"
"WHERE ARE YOU!"
3. They can also be very DEADLY to You or Themselves.
(They might even hurt themselves if you don't break it off early enough.)
"He's acting like a Stage 5 Clinger, One moment he's leaving me alone and then the next moment he's threatening me because I didn't text him back. HELP ME!"
by rawrkitten101 April 1, 2015
Get the Stage 5 Clingermug. Has been seen on alot of signs/currency stating not what will happen but simply to "expect us" many expect apocalypse.
by scared9040911 July 28, 2010
Get the 5/19/13mug. The highest category for idiots. The categorization is derived from hurricanes and was first used by comedian Bill Maher.
by srslynigga August 1, 2011
Get the category 5 moronmug. A Woman so perfect in every way that under a "rating", she would be given 5 stars. She has her own and is confident in her own skin. She also has:
-LOOKS (ex. cute smile, killer body, & pretty face.)
-PERSONALITY (ex. assertive but kind-hearted & fun loving.)
-TALENT (ex. creative in the bed, workplace, & family life.)
-GOALS (ex. reasonable hopes and desires that put good skills to good use.)
-INTELLIGENCE (ex. has an average IQ of 100 and knows proper grammar.)
-LOOKS (ex. cute smile, killer body, & pretty face.)
-PERSONALITY (ex. assertive but kind-hearted & fun loving.)
-TALENT (ex. creative in the bed, workplace, & family life.)
-GOALS (ex. reasonable hopes and desires that put good skills to good use.)
-INTELLIGENCE (ex. has an average IQ of 100 and knows proper grammar.)
by xxx5starchickxxx January 31, 2010
Get the 5 Star Chickmug. by .............adsasdfasd September 30, 2007
Get the the top 5mug. Forgiveth for they not know what the fuck they just did…I won’t sayeth sorry for I am not a sorry ass nigga.
by lynxdavoyager April 2, 2022
Get the Niggalations 17:5mug. This is a very special date, where special people were birthed. If you have a friend born on this day WOWZA you are cool good job. Be friends with these people now. They are kind and are the greatest
Person 1: when was your birthday?
Person 2: March 5 2008
Person 1: BE FRIENDS WITH ME
Person 2: sure!
Person 2: March 5 2008
Person 1: BE FRIENDS WITH ME
Person 2: sure!
by Ansiscool June 12, 2021
Get the march 5 2008mug.