My man

my man is a slang for a boy you are talking to/dating. whatsoever, you call him my man because you are delusianol.

"girl have you seen my man!"

by draee May 16, 2023

Eight-Legged Chinese Man

The Eight-Legged Chinese Man is an Urban Legend that's been passed from Chief to Chief in local tribes, It is said to hunt down commoners who are new to both Sun and Moon Gooning Rituals, especially to the ones attempting the said ritual without a license. It is also believed to make galloping noises as it approaches it's prey. There isn't enough research collected about this bizarre creature in the Indonesian Archipelago.

Soup: What the hell is an Eight-Legged Chinese Man? I could probably chase it off with some of my Dip.
Doo: The "Man" you mentioned just now is a very dangerous and endangered creature, now if we're planning on doing some Gooning with the boys WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED.

by The Horny December 1, 2023

Chili pepper man

😭🤌

Mint: Ay, Wheres the chili?

Kiko: WITH THE CHILI PEPPER MAN-

by M1ntEll1 July 13, 2021

cocker man

[phone] call me for fat cock bby

Jennifer: i would like to request for a cocker man
Zach: call [phone]

by cocker man June 27, 2022

Man Cannon

When you squeeze a scrotum so each testicle is on either side of your fist

If you say that one more time I will Man Cannon you!

by Analcake April 5, 2011

Fake Man

A fake man is a man that does not cry
men that cry = real men
Men that dont cry = fake men

Jimmy: you are stupid
bob: *holds back tears*
Jimmy: omg you are a Fake man!!!
Bob: why?
Jimmy: you held back your tears!

by Fake Men Advocate April 14, 2022

Man hoe

It’s when a man is thirsty and hits on every girl usually they are either really good lookin or they are really ugly and look like a rat, they use guys/girls just for one night stands and are really annoying

Are you still with that guy from that night at the club? Nah he was a man hoe

by Artsybabe11 July 8, 2019