Chasing a bald man

Beating your meat, masturbating

- What were you doing last night?
- meh... nothing
- I bet you were chasing a bald man!

by Captain Baldman February 15, 2022

c00chie man

A different built man and saves lifes by saying "Don't" or "C00chie Man"

-HELP I GOT CORONA!

-C00chie man, Don't

by C00chie man 420 September 12, 2020

Corona Man

A man who holds Carona in his fat ass.

"Dude, what's wrong with you?!"
"I AM CORONA MAN, MOTHAFUCKER"
"ahHAHHAHHA SHITTT"

by That'sYourMOm March 5, 2020

A Mustache-Man

I have decided to be a mustache-man... At least for today... Andrew Schultz was right... I might not go out in public like this (because I look like a homo) but I might literally be both Omni-Man and Escanor so... I almost have to be a mustache man...

Hym "I am become a Mustache-Man... So why is my upper lip still cold? My jaw is shaved but it isn't cold... Is it wet? Yeah... A little bit... No... Something ain't right here..."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

Peepee man

A man who wears tight grey sweatpants and you can see his toddler size penis through them

Katie look! The little peepee man is back!

by ElsaaFrat March 16, 2021

Street-Fighting Man

1. (n.) A person who tends to participate in public protests often.

Dave: Did you hear about the protest over the new law?
Bill: Yeah, do you think Jim is going to participate in it?
Dave: Are you kidding? That street-fighting man will join nearly any protest!

by Fireball734 July 28, 2022

man amongst a bag of dicks

A true man who shines among a group of immature, forever adolescent jerks.

Dan is a man amongst a bag of dicks. Despite being sick, he still went camping only to listen to his friends complain that it was raining.

by Chappy not Scott March 14, 2024