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Same shit different font

Basically two separate items or sentences, but still prove the same point
Mom: Red has been playing on his phone whole day and wasting time
Red: "No mom , I wasn't wasting my time on the phone I was playing on the Xbox"
Mom: Same shit different font
by Therealgenderbaba December 11, 2021
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West Virginia Grit Shits

When you eat a pan of buttery grits with your sister and fuck her on the kitchen table and when you get ready to cum you stick a finger in your ass and smear shit and grits on your face and yell country roads take me home.
I performed a West Virginia Grit Shits with my sister yesterday after church.
by Kw69420 April 10, 2022
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shit on your friend day

On November 27 you can shit on your friend no matter what time it is.
You: hey friend. Guess what day it is?
Friend: what day is.. oh no
You: I GET TO SHIT ON YOU
Friend: why
You: it’s shit on your friend day
by Cal_bill November 27, 2021
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get your shit in line

A directive used to tell someone to straighten out their life. The sentence can also be modified to state that the speaker has solved their problems and/or chaos no longer dominates their life, i.e.: "I got my shit in line." The statement is an evolution of the phrase "ducks in a row."
I heard you got so wasted at Anthony's party that you came to on your ex's lawn 7 miles away two days later. Fuck! You'd better get your shit in line before you catch another case.
by Theretheir April 20, 2017
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dog-shitting-tacks mad

A state of extreme, unforeseen, and sudden anger. A reference to the disposition of a canine while it is completing the unfortunate task of expelling tacks from its rectum. The dog is extremely upset and can't figure what exactly is going on or how it happened. Used in the North American Deep South.
When John found out his best friend was sleeping with his fiancé, he was dog-shitting-tacks mad.
by Madman623 January 14, 2014
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who shit my pants

You bruh.
“Who shit my pants”, said Timmy
“It was me all along, I shit your pants Timmy”.
by Rufflesright July 7, 2023
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pizza chicken nugget shit

When someone tell you to comment something on their post and you don’t know what the fuck to say
by Lizwizlizard August 7, 2021
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