The act to checking for sufficient toilet paper before sitting down to take a shit. This will help you to avoid having to yell for somebody outside the bathroom to get you a new roll.
Boyfriend: Um, honey, can you get me some toilet paper?
Girlfriend: Sucks for you, look before you shit!
Girlfriend: Sucks for you, look before you shit!
by Dapts March 29, 2011
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by King Barley February 2, 2007
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Get the I Don't Take No Shit mug.When something surprising with a huge magnitude happens (IE: Pregnancy, The rapture, and/or Bon Jovi making a serious comeback) this phrase is used to express disbelief
Man #1-Hey did you hear the latest Nickel back song, its pretty good
Man #2- Holy Sweet Jesus Shit a GOOD nickelback song? Must investigate further.
Man #2- Holy Sweet Jesus Shit a GOOD nickelback song? Must investigate further.
by The Shephard April 3, 2009
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1. A declarative phrase often used by losers to exclaim, in belligerent braggadociousness, some perceived advance or victory.
2. A phrase used by boheimillectuals and nerdy English majors, often ironically, to mock the ultimate futility of any personal success or advance - a phrase declared in sardonic self deference corrupted by secret ambition.
1. A declarative phrase often used by losers to exclaim, in belligerent braggadociousness, some perceived advance or victory.
2. A phrase used by boheimillectuals and nerdy English majors, often ironically, to mock the ultimate futility of any personal success or advance - a phrase declared in sardonic self deference corrupted by secret ambition.
Spoken:
All you suckers can eat my hot lunch because I'm big shit now bitches now that I've dirty sanchezed both the Bush twins.
Written in cyberspace:
OMG- can you believe how BSNB Steven thinks he is after Bill O'rielly at his dirty lunch.
All you suckers can eat my hot lunch because I'm big shit now bitches now that I've dirty sanchezed both the Bush twins.
Written in cyberspace:
OMG- can you believe how BSNB Steven thinks he is after Bill O'rielly at his dirty lunch.
by Thizzom November 10, 2005
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