felix the jew

someone with a tiny cock and pubes on his head

wow that guys felix the jew has a tiny cock!

by nan muncher May 14, 2015

coffee jew

Someone who pours themselves the last cup of coffee at work and doesn't bother making another pot for anyone else.

"Rob didn't bother making another pot of coffee. What a coffee jew."

"Alicia, did you get coffee jewed?"

by tadboinky August 19, 2013

Jew pool

When a flock of Jews flee from a area. Looks like a wave but made from jews

"At the bar the Jews got scared, grabbed their coins, formed a Jew pool and flew off."

by Tittyspanker47 January 23, 2017

nic jew

the person who is very stingy with their nicotine

Damn Nico stop being such a nic jew

by LH Gang April 17, 2019

Over-jewing it

When a person is constantly bringing up their Jewish heritage in casual conversation.

"Yeah, I know he is from Israel, but he doesn't have to tell me about it every 15 seconds. I think he is over-jewing it.

by Jimmy Corkboard May 1, 2018

nuke the jews

Nuke the jews

Imma nuke the Jews

by You_mad_bro? March 24, 2021

jew striders

A men's open-toe sandal shoe that resembles those from Biblical times.

Dude, did you see Schlomo tripping over his new jew striders? He's such a dork.

by MikeyBee2277 March 28, 2011