gimpy fingers

If someone has gimpy fingers it means the same as spastic fingers! Usually used when you type something wrong on twitter or Facebook!

Fuck sake that's not meant to say that I've got such gimpy fingers today

by Johnc80 October 9, 2013

milk fingers

When you dunk your Oreos into milk using your fingers and get milk on them.

Ha! He didn't use a fork to dunk his Oreos, and now he has milk fingers!

by savvykam April 10, 2017

soggy fingers

fingering your girl so good she cums. then you get soggy fingers

i was fingering jaime last night and within no time i had soggy fingers

by Chubis June 7, 2017

Scusi fingers!

excuse my fingers (when touching someone else's food.) ie when moving something onto their plate, passing it to them, or reaching into their food to take some. Can also be used when passing someone cutlery if you touch anywhere but the handle.

person one: hey does anyone want onion rings?
person two: yes please *holds out plate*
person one, using their fingers to grab hot onion rings off the tray and put them on person two's plate: scusi fingers! :)

by poopoopoo123 June 10, 2017

Monkey Finger

The monkey finger - when you fall asleep with your finger in your girls bum, when you wake up pull out out and bend your finger, the crusty poo will make it look like a monkey finger

Were you monkey fingering last night?

by JamThrizzle1 January 18, 2021

Finger Banjo

When your fingers are slapping the clitoris in a rythmic folk fashion.

So, there I was, had me some PBR tall boys playing the Finger Banjo on my old lady while listening to Hank the III.

by jnejsp September 21, 2015

Sleep-fingering

The act of pleasuring your female partner while both are sleeping and neither having any knowledge of what’s going on.

Steve knew he had a history of sleepwalking, but never did he imagine he’d experience what happened today. During an afternoon nap with his girlfriend Steve was awoke to sleep-fingering her.

by JT1523 December 22, 2017