When two people, often devout or culturally religious, engage in every sexual act except vaginal intercourse in order to "preserve" their virginity or avoid violating the sanctity of marriage. The logic: if there's no penetration, it's still holy.
Origin: From the idea that they're playing a moral version of tag—dancing around the line without crossing it.
Origin: From the idea that they're playing a moral version of tag—dancing around the line without crossing it.
They said they're waiting till marriage, but she's been throat-blessing him every weekend. Classic Christian Tag."
> "They’re still virgins... if you ignore the backdoor. Hallelujah for Christian Tag."
> "They’re still virgins... if you ignore the backdoor. Hallelujah for Christian Tag."
by Elo-Speaks July 9, 2025
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Get the Tagmug. by rcdude February 25, 2024
Get the Gorilla Tagmug. a vr game about gorillas (monkes)
from experience, its a game about immature minorities (13 and under) yelling, screaming, asking to play minigames, etc. theres a really really rare chance that youll encounter a mature teenager in the game. its also a game where every single minority uses all of their parents’ hard earned money for shiny rocks just to buy an expensive cosmetic. its also a game where you break everything in your household
theres also multiple fangames on vr such as monkey mischief, capuchin, gorilla tag horror, etc
from experience, its a game about immature minorities (13 and under) yelling, screaming, asking to play minigames, etc. theres a really really rare chance that youll encounter a mature teenager in the game. its also a game where every single minority uses all of their parents’ hard earned money for shiny rocks just to buy an expensive cosmetic. its also a game where you break everything in your household
theres also multiple fangames on vr such as monkey mischief, capuchin, gorilla tag horror, etc
guy 1: “hey dude, you heard about gorilla tag?”
guy 2: “you mean that game about minorities wasting all their money and being immature af? yeah i know about that!”
guy 1: “you wanna play?”
guy 2: “he he hell naw!!!!” *blocks*
*another example*
guy 2: “dude have you been playing gorilla tag…?”
guy 1: “nah i dont know what youre talking about!!”
guy 2: “your computer monitor is destroyed, your floor is soaked in your piss, you punched 10 holes in your wall, you broke your moms favorite vase…”
guy 1: “thats rookie numbers!!”
*another another example*
mom: “son what happened to all of my money in my credit card…?”
son: “oh! i bought 89,728,929 shiny rocks! *flexes the gold helmet, the big ass candy cane, the wolf costume, etc*
*the son gets the biggest beating of his life that will forever scare him*
*another another another example*
kid: “you wanna play minigames?”
guy: “shut the fuck up!”
*another another another another example*
guy 2: “yo i found another game similar to gorilla tag”
guy 1: “what is it?”
guy 2: “its a game called capuchin, you wanna play?”
guy 1: “sure!”
*the two bros find every fangame better than actual gorilla tag (theyre all filled with minorities as well)*
guy 2: “you mean that game about minorities wasting all their money and being immature af? yeah i know about that!”
guy 1: “you wanna play?”
guy 2: “he he hell naw!!!!” *blocks*
*another example*
guy 2: “dude have you been playing gorilla tag…?”
guy 1: “nah i dont know what youre talking about!!”
guy 2: “your computer monitor is destroyed, your floor is soaked in your piss, you punched 10 holes in your wall, you broke your moms favorite vase…”
guy 1: “thats rookie numbers!!”
*another another example*
mom: “son what happened to all of my money in my credit card…?”
son: “oh! i bought 89,728,929 shiny rocks! *flexes the gold helmet, the big ass candy cane, the wolf costume, etc*
*the son gets the biggest beating of his life that will forever scare him*
*another another another example*
kid: “you wanna play minigames?”
guy: “shut the fuck up!”
*another another another another example*
guy 2: “yo i found another game similar to gorilla tag”
guy 1: “what is it?”
guy 2: “its a game called capuchin, you wanna play?”
guy 1: “sure!”
*the two bros find every fangame better than actual gorilla tag (theyre all filled with minorities as well)*
by makima.csm February 8, 2024
Get the Gorilla Tagmug. by Rickson July 16, 2018
Get the Tagmug.