Water shandy 

A 50/50 mixture of still and sparkling water. Mixed by Master Blenders in the Surrey/Hampshire border area. Slightly poncey. Opinions vary amongst experts as the whether soda stream fizzy 1 or 2 is best.

I’m driving so I’ll just have a water shandy, please.

Water shandy by Pauleich August 2, 2025

Water shandy 

A 50/50 mixture of still and sparkling water. Mixed by Master Blenders in the Surrey/Hampshire border area. Slightly poncey. Opinions vary amongst experts as the whether soda stream fizzy 1 or 2 is best.

I’m driving so I’ll just have a water shandy, please.

Water shandy by Pauleich August 2, 2025

beer shandy

A mix of Sprite or Coca-Cola with any beer to try and minimize the taste of the Beer

K- we only have beers
T- i don’t drink beer, can i get a water or something?
K- no let me just mix you up a Beer shandy

beer shandy by maguyvahhh October 15, 2025

Clanker Shanker

A person who is prejudice against and therefore damages or destroys AI/robots.

Did you hear the feds are investigating a Clanker Shanker in San Fransisco? They bought one of those new robots just to throw it off the Golden Gate Bridge.

Clanker Shanker by KATS_Enthusiast_Orl_FL April 7, 2026

Six o'clock shandy 

Getting a hand job or wank from a partner you are about to go out with.

They had gotten ready too early, so she gave him a quick six o'clock shandy

Six o'clock shandy by HandsUp June 22, 2009

Ten-finger Shandy 

When it takes both hands to wank a guy off owing to the length of his love shaft

How was the date?

Great... then I went back to his place for a ten-finger shandy

WOW!

Ten-finger Shandy by One-legged Pervert April 25, 2010

Big Man Shandy 

The act of performing both a gigantic piss and a gigantic shit at the same time.

Sanjit: Hey Bob, you've sure got a spring in your step!

Bob: Well Sanjit, I just had a big man shandy, and I feel terrific!

Sanjit: Dude WTF

Big Man Shandy by Sir Jacob August 13, 2012