yung internet

Yung Internet is a Dutch hip-hop group who makes music for young high school stoners.

Yung Internet heeft echt harde een pokoe gedropt

by debeste666 October 1, 2018

Internet Troll

Internet Trolls are jobless, unloved human beings, they try to rile up people on the internet just to gain attention thinking getting the attention from internet users will make up for the lack of attention they got during their upbringing.

That’s a Internet Troll, ignore them.

by Literate Person. June 21, 2021

internet stoned

When you've used the Internet so long, you're beginning to appear to be stoned. Similar to internet coma, except not nearly as serious and you don't need permanent termination of Internet usage, just a quick nap and you'll be fine for the next slug. Notice symptoms:

-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).

Random d00d #1: Did you hear about Derek the other night? Man, was he Internet Stoned!
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK

Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.

by Thatguywith2020vision June 23, 2011

internet conquistador

Someone who tries to be the first person in their social circle to discover and share links, images, articles, etc. from the web, in an attempt to look knowledgeable or cutting-edge.

Steve think he's such an internet conquistador for posting that link to a knitted Darth Vader cat costume on Facebook, but I totally saw it in my Craftzine.com RSS feed last week.

by Adrohn February 28, 2012

internet-enabled

Internet-enabled means if a device is connected to the internet and can access websites, the device is internet-enabled.

Is your device internet-enabled?

by ahoulton August 23, 2020

victor internet

a talented, good looking, and nice underrated singer known for tinder song go stream VICTORS DEBUT for clear skin, thank you

have you listened to victor internets new album?

yes i heard it was great

by ugly rat :) September 27, 2019

Victor Internet

victor cervantes know as Victor! and Victor Internet is an amazing, talented, and really nice artist.

His music is fucking amazing:)

now go stream victors debut for clear skin;)

Have you listened to victor internets new album?

Yes i heard it was really good.

by ugly rat :) September 27, 2019