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“Girl, meet this guy right! I thought he was the coolest guy ever. However I got to know him, and found out that he was a complete narcissistic Jerk! And guess what, apparently I am the crazy one like all his other ex’s. He sure likes playing the victim!”
“Is his name Noah?”
“Yah…wait how did you know?”
“Sounds Just like a Noah.”
“Is his name Noah?”
“Yah…wait how did you know?”
“Sounds Just like a Noah.”
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