Term used in a number of phrases basically meaning "top dog" or a descriptive term for something which is really good (some people add the word "face" on the end which is only used whilst addressing a friend or someone you know well, can be taken as extremely offensive otherwise)
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Suzeemoon much enjoyed being disciplined by her Cariad using well-judged slaps upon her gluteus maxima - in fact, she was an incorrigible Spank Monkey.
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