The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made The Horoscope For Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats

The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made The Horoscope For Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats

The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made The Horoscope For Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

The Greek Family Tree

the greek family tree is weird. Poseidon and Zeus are brothers, their dad is Kronos. Zeus has Athena, and Athena has a child named Annabeth. Poseidon has a child named Percy, since Poseidon is Athena's uncle, Percy is Athena's cousin, which means Annabeth is Percy's cousin once removed. And they fall in love.

person1:how does the greek family tree work?
person2: yes

by dodododoododododododoodododd September 29, 2022

dobyns family

A amazing family that loves and cares for each other and usually has at least one crazy person of them but they love each other and try to stay together and put family before anything.

The dobyns family is so sweet.

by Lovelivelaugh. April 12, 2022

Bratt’s family

Bratt Son has a Bratty sis and whore mother and you can see videos of their last family vacation on Pornhub.com

Person 1 : What’s a Bratt’s family?
Person 2 : A family who thinks incest is wincest.

by AngelHeart69 April 20, 2021

A Four By Four Blended Family Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Four By Four Blended Family Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Familying

Familying (v): To partake in classic family activities with the people closest to you, like camping in the pouring rain, driving for 3 hours to find out the theme park is closed, eating your picnic before you've even
got there, or leaving at 4am to 'beat the traffic.

What are you up to this weekend? Taking the kids to Legoland for some
peak familying.

by user890022 March 26, 2024

Family Gathering

An event where you have to interact with your weird cousins, where you're grandma still doesn't get that your aunt is dating ''friend'' Claire and when they disappear to another room they ain't knitting, and you're Uncle Terry likes to get drunk and tell you how the Royal Family are Reptilians and 9/11 was an inside job.

Michel: Hey Will, wanna come over this weekend?
Will: Sorry, can't, I have to go to a family gathering
Michel: OK, how many tabs are you gonna need?
Will: Twelve

by Big, Big, Martian November 30, 2022