Gods favorite band

Green Day. God's favorite band. God will clear up skies to see his favorite band play.

"Why aren't there any clouds in the sky Tre?"

"Because God wants to see his favorite band play!"

"What is Gods favorite band?"

"Green Day!"

by GI.Joe July 12, 2017

Dave Matthews Band

Dave Matthews Band is a talented band that took root in Charlottesville, Virginia during the early nineties. Known for astonishing live performances, the band grew a cult following as diverse as the members, themselves. Word first spread of the “tripping billies” from Virginia through bootleg live recordings and counter-counter music festivals in 92. Featuring a discography that expands on every emotion, the blend incorporates a mix of jazz, folk, and jam-band. Benefiting from classically educated musicians, the mind-expanding arrangements have inspired music majors and instructors alike. The setlist is changed every night, meaning the band has dozens of intricate songs on memory, allowing 4 day-weekend performances. Though the band’s personalities are charming, humble and inclusive, trendhumpers go out of their way to piss on these guys. For some, it’s an intolerance of all things masculine; for others, hatred is fueled by the stereotypes of DMB followers. One critique being how bland, stupid and generic the band is-for this crowd, two radio edits are enough to ignore the 50+ other gems. Don’t be surprised if the david bowie loyalist in the purple v-neck quotes pitchfork media as a means of establishing his or her supremacy over your twelve years as a school-instructed musician. When defending Dave, speak of how eco-friendly the band is and moved on-you were deemed bro from the start but planted a little dave seed, you may have.

Hipster: Hey man, what you listening to?

Cellist: The Dave Matthews Band! I just got their ne...

Hipster: O no, bro (walks away)

by pascalziffhume January 20, 2011

...All the bands together

A none existent symphonic metal band from

We Are Number One but it's played in 13 METAL styles

Damn I can't find ...All the bands together on everywhere Yandex Google Bing Even tor search engine

by HVC_ViperM December 2, 2021

last chance band

A group of diverse people who tend to love backwoods rockin' country music...They assemble in all ages and become one attracted to great people, presence and large rowdy campfires!! You can tell the road they took by the mud on Thier truck.

"These Northwest folk's are the Greatest!"
Last Chance Band

by Rowdyband January 25, 2017

glorified pep band

A "marching band" that does not have a halftime show and sits in the stands with music stands but still considers themselves a "marching band"...

The glorified pep band doesn't even have there music memorized.

by Marchingbandenthusiest December 15, 2015

The Au Yeung Band

The Au Yeung Band is a rubber band used by Mr. Au Yeung of LSC. He teaches ICT. When a student wants to go to toilet, he will show out the Band.
The Band is twisted into some sort of an infinity sign, designed to bind one's "balls" so he would not want to go to toilet.

(In ICT class)
Student: I want to go to toilet
Mr. Au Yeung: (Shows The Au Yeung Band)
Student: oh no the penis torture device

by π=3.14159265358979323846 September 28, 2021

band director day

National Band Director Day is November 15 because by then your football team has lost the Friday games and you're moving on to concert music. Make sure you let your band director know how much you appreciate them on this day because they're probably stressed.

"What's today's date?"

"November 15th, it's national Band Director day!"

"Really?! I really love our director, I'm going to let him know how much I appreciate him."

by Hypotonuse690889 November 9, 2019