Noah is a jew

Noah is a stinky dirty bitch

That dude is really noah is a Jew right now

by Wowowowoowwwowowoww September 3, 2022

Jew dad

A Jew dad is a stubborn asshead who only gets his kids things if they are an absolute necessity. However, he buys many very expensive things that he doesn’t need for himself. A Jew dad is also usually very stubborn. For example, a kid will ask his Jew dad to drive down the block. His dad will then say no and continue to interrupt his argument with no

Kid: Hey dad can I get some socks?
Jew dad: No you have plenty of socks
“But-“
“No”
“Just liste-“
“God damnit I said no”

by Mcchocherpants April 11, 2019

Over-jewing it

When a person is constantly bringing up their Jewish heritage in casual conversation.

"Yeah, I know he is from Israel, but he doesn't have to tell me about it every 15 seconds. I think he is over-jewing it.

by Jimmy Corkboard May 1, 2018

nic jew

the person who is very stingy with their nicotine

Damn Nico stop being such a nic jew

by LH Gang April 17, 2019

Jew pool

When a flock of Jews flee from a area. Looks like a wave but made from jews

"At the bar the Jews got scared, grabbed their coins, formed a Jew pool and flew off."

by Tittyspanker47 January 23, 2017

Black Jew

A Jew who’s race was determined to be black at birth.

Black Jews do exist.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020

jew-star

to throw at Magen David (Star of David), otherwise known as Solomon's Star or six-pointed star, at one's enemy.

Chris: Eddie! Watch out! Tyler's gonna suck your blood! Quick, Jew-star him!

Eddie throws a Magen David at Tyler and completely turn the vampire into dust.

Eddie: Yes!~

by Sockbopper February 5, 2010