you and i

A mistake

You and I were a mistake.

by Chhdujjftufjvhfgg March 18, 2017

when you when you

The act of knowing an idea, concept or abstract thought with utmost, absolute confidence. It is usually followed by a repetitive forward finger wag while raising your eyebrows in a lateral motion.

Little Arturo! Are you going to drink tonight? Alejandro.... When you when you!

by Carlos3leches March 10, 2017

you better

Same as "you should", though it can be use for any subject (I, he, she, we, it, they). Implies advice or warning. Common in the southern US, this phrase has been shortened down from:

You would be better off if you...
You would be better to ...
You'd be better...
You'd better...
You better...

Sometimes as a threat, a person will mistakingly say "you had better...", but the uncontracted version is "would" not "had".

You better get started on that paper if it's gonna be done by Monday.

You better be in this house when the street lights come on.

You better put them trash cans up on the porch, so's the dogs ain't gettin in 'em.

by Coell April 18, 2006

Can you not?

A short phrase utilized primarily by highly intelligent and sophisticated human beings, especially those with two X chromosomes. Unlike the also popular "Can you not...", this unique phrase ends immedietely after "not" and may be phrased both as a question and as a statement. The speaker should assume that whomever he/she is conversing with is completely aware of the misdemeanor.

Matthew has just provoked Jackie and she is mildly annoyed and amused (but mostly annoyed).

Jackie & Eva (in unison): Can you not?

by Jackie Funshine December 12, 2008

You Suck

A thing said to someone when you are arguing with them or joking about them.Ussually said when one can't find anything else to say but still wants to say something.

"you suck Cassidy!

by youknowwho07 April 18, 2019

boo on you

To put shame on someone who doesn't feel shame on their own.

Heather: "I got drunk and slept with a two bit whore last night."
Rebecca: "Boo On You!"

by Kecca January 24, 2005

sucks to be you

Basically this phrase means "I wouldn't want to be in your shoes". Or "your life sucks". It is often used sarcastically, but just as often not.

After Robert was shot in the ass with a nine, everyone said to him "it sucks to be you"

by Conor June 15, 2004