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russian fecal speakers

the act of pooping on a hamburger bun, then taking said poopy buns and giving someone earmuff-style attack. Very sexy.
dude, he cant hear you, he just got russian fecal speakers.
by ma jones May 22, 2004
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Russian Target Practice

Sexual transaction in which a male partner aims his penis into the belly button of male/female partner and ejaculates, trying to get the semen into the belly button area.
Last night I just performed Russian Target Practice on my girlfriend.
by Your Drunk Mom June 10, 2010
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russian whoopie cushion

The act of placing ones rectum on to the face of a sleeping victim and breaking wind directly into their nasal passage.
Frank had to much to drink and passed out so we all treated him to a russian whoopie cushion on the house.
by matt mullarkey September 11, 2007
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expir-russian roulette

(transmogrification of expiration)A game of chance where one covers or ignores the expiration date on any refrigerated food out of intense hunger.
I was so hungry last night that I played expir-russian roulette with those ancient smokey links.
by Bill gronos July 2, 2006
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russian skittle popper

This is when a male or female sits upon there partner and drops little rabbit like shits in there mouth.
dang I was rollin with the homies when all of a sudden this bitch showed up and I just had to break her off a Ole Russian Skittle popper.
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Russian Roulette Sex

First, you buy a pack of 6 condoms and poke a hole in one. Throw them into a bag, mix it up, and pick one out randomly right before you stick it in. The bullet is the one that has the hole in it.
Oh crap, me and my girlfriend did Russian Roulette Sex last night. Afterwards, I checked and I got the one with the hole.
by crazyideas69 August 25, 2013
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russian gas mask

-(V) The act or art of placing ones balls on the bridge of anothers nose, while orienting your "taint/asshole" over your partners mouth.
Usually seen at parties and strip clubs in the Tampa Bay area, most prevelant near TIA/Drew park area.
"Dude I just Russian Gas masked this bitch over off of Buffalo Avenue" (Ain't MLK RICKY !)
by Mad_Russian December 5, 2007
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