pant biscuit

A shitbrick in your underpants.

When you shit your pants at age six, were too embarassed to tell your mom, and walked around stinky all day with a pant biscuit.

by Lacey Lou October 18, 2003

the pants incident

when a bar will not allow you entry as you are wearing shorts, and your girl mate takes off her jeans in a toilet and sends her mate with them for you to change in the street, then come back for the girl to wear your shorts.
and at the end of the nite, u both change again in the middle of a pizza place with full length windows, with the girl shouting "i dont care if im in my knickers, anyone can see, it's only tom lol!"

amy and tom in liverpool during the pants incident lol lol lol

by Paddy101 June 11, 2006

cabbage pants

somebody who has farted the smell of cabbage into their pants and the smell then lingers for a considerable amount of time, possible staining of underwear and trousers. wet, sticky, cabbage stench guff. we are all familiar with these people and their bad gut smells

your sat down on a bench, somebody walks past and you get a stench of rotten cabbage as they do you turn to a friend and say cabbage pants (pronounced cairbidgepairnts) like a gypo basically.

by hythe home of chav May 7, 2011

jazz pants

noun: Large, billowy, MC Hammer-esque pants with stirrups. The stirrups are essential to contain all that jazz.

"Check out those jazz pants. He's a hep cat."
"Yeah man, those are hip. *snaps*"

by Kara P December 14, 2008

skid pants

The realisation that everything was better when you were 15, and that you've wasted your life since then, and that having both "Skid Row" and "Pantera" painted on the back of your leather jacket causes school children to shout "Skid Pants" at you

"Skid Pants"

by Copsey February 4, 2004

road pants

An unexpected pair of discarded pants in the middle of the road.

I've only been in this city for six hours and I've already seen two pairs of road pants.

by Darkclam June 15, 2017

Pants Gambit

When the subject removes his or her pants, in place of a logical or rhetorical response to an argument. More often then not, this seems to result in a 'win'.

Don't bother bringing it up with Robert, he'll just go for the pants gambit.

by TrustyFedora January 16, 2011