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Stud Muffin

A stud Muffin is someone who is a ripped dude at the gym who gets all the Pu$$y and gets laid like a chicken does eggs, 24/7. He is that one guy who has been liked throughout his whole school career and does more weight lifting and getting the ladies than actual homework, he is the STUD MUFFIN.
"Have you seen Brad lately? What a Stud Muffin, He is getting huge! Almost as big as his ego"
by SUBIBRO July 23, 2017
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Hamster muffin

A popular video/picture of a muffin that looks like a hamster. Or is it a hamster that looks like a muffin?
Someone: is that a hamster?

Someone else: nah it’s a muffin

Me: it is a hamster muffin
by I luv dogs June 27, 2023
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Muffin Squad

Our favorite Minecraft YouTuber group, featuring: Skeppy, a 14 year old ping spoofer, BadBoyHalo, a very sweet bald man with anger issues, and of course, A6d, our beloved french baguette. Wait, how could I forget; Mr. Squeegy! He will always live on in our hearts. ♡
They deserve much love and support so go support them rn or die tmr.
Have you done it yet?
"Hey have you heard of the Muffin Squad?
by SkephaloRaptor05 August 23, 2019
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Muffin Buffer

MUFFIN BUFFER CAN BE USED IN REFERENCE TO ANYTHING, BIG OR SMALL, WHICH COULD BE USED WHILE BUFFIN' THE MUFFIN IN A DELIBERATE OR NON-DELIBERATE MANNER SO AS TO ACHIEVE OR CAUSE SEXUAL STIMULATION OF A WOMANS GENITALIA.

A MOTORCYCLE COULD BE A MUFFIN BUFFER, A HOUSEHOLD ITEM COULD BE USED, THOUGH TYPICALLY WOULD HAVE A SMALL VIBRATING MOTOR WITHIN THE ITEM.

SALLY AND SUSAN TOOK TURNS USING THEIR MUFFIN BUFFERS WHILE FILMING ONE ANOTHER.

ERICH LOVED TO RIDE HIS HOG EVEN THOUGH SALLY COULD NOT TAKE THE MUFFIN BUFFER MOVEMENT AND VIBRATIONS ON HER CLIT.
I carry a muffin buffer with me at all times and whenever I'm able. I ride my muffin buffer motorcycle around town and I've had orgasm after orgasm all because my little bike moves just right and rumbles when she needs to.
by CallieMuffin September 9, 2018
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Muffin Man

Muffin man are always the type of people who are dumb and are wierdos and should probably go suck a dick
Hey Muffin Man youre a goddamn wierdo and you should go suck a dick
by Palli_Pulsa October 29, 2019
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Muffin Head

what badboyhalo uses to insult people
Dream: You motherf**cker
Badboyhalo: OMG you muffin head language
by Gogynotfound May 17, 2021
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Muffin Mittens

When the clitoris of a vagina is so large and fatty that it gets cold and you have to put socks in your underwear.
"Yo my clit is so cold rn."

"Oh, just put on your muffin mittens."
by Whatupdoc October 9, 2014
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