Kyle

Some kid that lost his virginity to his sister and ripped the fucking condom and is a pretzel murderer who finds joy in playing video games and shooting men in the penis. Don't let him drive you anywhere because you will not make it to your destination and still be able to breathe

God did you hear how kyle lost his v-card to his sister

by lem342869 February 9, 2017

kyle white

peng ting fam

damn you know kyle white? hes a peng ting fam

by rinkomania January 15, 2018

kyle's mum

Very hot woman

I banged 'Kyle's Mum'

by Bailey howotson May 19, 2016

Kyle-ism

A saying that contradicts itself

Person 1: “I was a good kid I just went to school were the bad kids went” person 2 that makes no sense it’s a Kyle-ism

by Aussie monster January 18, 2021

kyle palmer

Kyle palmer is a very hot guy!! Any girl would be lucky to get him. At first he's kinda quiet until you get to know him! He has the warmest hugs to!! He makes your heart melt when he looks at you and smiles! He looks for girls with long hair. He loves the idea of long hair and ohh my god the eyes!! Blue!! That's how you get a Kyle palmer! If you get this man you better not let him go!

Me: I think I have a crush on this kid
Her: who who who?
Me: Kyle

Her: ahh, everyone wants a Kyle palmer

by Trisha Pirted January 30, 2017

Kyle Busch

The term when you have sex and you start to cum on a girls leg

I Kyle Busch-Ed my girlfriend the other night. It was a wacky experience

by The InTIMMAYdator June 3, 2022

selena kyle

The "Selena Kyle" or "Catwoman" is a take on the classic Superman. While having sex with a woman you pull out and cum on her back. Then instead of grabbing a towel and tossing it on her back like a cape you grab a cat (preferably one you don't own) flip it on its back and rub the cat all over her back so the cat's loose fur gets stuck to the girl's back in the semen. Added benefit if the girl attempts to attack you after the fact toss the cat at her grab your pants and run.

Kyle: Hey i heard Cheryl is really mad at you man
Joseph: yeah i gave her the Selena Kyle last night and it took her hours to peel all the fur off her back

by jeremy has no brain July 30, 2017