Just start a business

A conservative fallacy. Whenever a liberal or leftist mentions income inequality, poor working conditions or the many problems created by hierarchical systems: right-wingers, conservatives and 'libertarians' will inevitably resort to the 'just start a business' retort. The problems with this adage are A) it isn't possible for everyone to start a business, for a variety of reasons (e.g. most people do not possess the necessary startup capital). B) if everyone started their own business then there would be no workers available to work within each business, and C) most leftists are opposed to the concept of heirarchy in business, so starting their own business wouldn't solve the problem of heirarchy (if you're against the existence of bosses, becoming a boss does not solve the problem). The fallacy is common among pampered prep-boys who have never had to work a day in their lives.

Leftist: I hate the fact that people have to work 40 hours a week for 40 years just to earn their right to survive.
Conservative: Just start a business, then you won't have to do this.
Leftist: How does this solve the problem? I'll just be joining the ranks of those I despise.
Conservative: Yeah but you won't be a wage-slave anymore.
Leftist: Yes, but I don't just care about myself; I'm interested in the working conditions of all people.
Conservative: Lol w/e bosses work even harder bro.
Leftist: That proves my point, even bosses aren't exempt from the treadmill.
Conservative: You're just lazy lol, just start a business you lazy welfare sponge.
Leftist: How old are you?
Conservative: All Lives matter.

by Dial M for Money September 21, 2020

just like me fr

The feeling/relation to another entity or object - usually based on similar traits and desires.

"Dude, you ever seen Drive (2011) starring Ryan Gosling?"
"Yeah bro he just like me fr !!"

by WokeFly December 25, 2022

i just shit myself

a common phrase used for when you ant make it to the toilet in time or farted too hard

jerry I farted but i think i just shit myself

by Jazmer12 August 3, 2022

But that's just a theory, a Game Theory!

Most commonly used by MatPat, owner of the Game, Food, Film and Style Theory channels.

Used at the end of videos to remind people that he is just making theories and might not correct.

*MatPat finishes talking about his Theory* But that's just a theory, a Game Theory!

by BlazingBeast September 23, 2023

You just got rushed

Origin: Best Buy 1528

1.) To prank someone
2.) Do something that seems a bit douche-y

Three days before black friday and all three assistant managers quit;

"Sorry Mr. General Manage, You just got rushed"

by Bestbuyness2810 October 27, 2011

If your suffocating, just breathe.

Wise words. Listen to me.

If your suffocating, just breathe. : It means to stop freaking out while you slowly die and just calm the fuck down and breathe.

by Insert random letters here December 4, 2020

I just wanna vote

I just wanna vote y'all. Tho plz do yur boi a favor and vote me in

I just wanna vote

by oopsdogplopped January 9, 2020