post-toilet shit disorder

1. Parody of PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder)
2. Repeated incidents of having to shit more right after leaving the bathroom after a bathroom episode is thought to be finished. See also: second-wave shit

Why's Jimmy always take half an hour to take a shit? He's always late for the football game.
I don't know, I think he's got post-toilet shit disorder

by Roth Vantage November 19, 2014

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Up to some thor shit

A phrase used to describe ones sexual escapades, utilizing ones penis as the hammer of the gods.

I was up to some thor shit last night if you know what I mean, swinging my hammer and stuff...wink

by bhamned June 9, 2011

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Christ-more-shit Shop

Otherwise known as the Christmastree Shop, where people go to buy a bunch of cheap, useless crap to fill their pack-ratty homes. "Don't you just love a bargain?" No, if fact, I do not.

Wow, Sam! What are all these plastic flower arrangements and off-season holiday decorations?

Well, the wife went to the Christ-more-shit Shop again.

by perplexiglass December 25, 2009

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ADS (After Dinner Shit)

The after dinner shit or more commonly known as the ADS is a release of shit, after a long and filling dinner. Most commonly taken after Indian, Mexican or Pasta. The time frame for the ADS can vary dramatically, due to the particular size and density of the dish consumed.

Frank, Stefan, Luis, Andrew and darcy had finished eating curry. No wonder he took that epic After Dinner Shit ADS (After Dinner Shit) straight after. My toilet won't ever be the same...

by Luis, Frank, Stefan ,Andrew, January 26, 2009

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