by Go_offqueen456 July 4, 2022
Get the The Youtube’s mug.Noun: is a shitty Pornhub but without the porn. People also just fucking get constantly fucked in the ass by WMG and UMG if they put a single note from one of their song into your videos
Verb: To fucking hate someone, hate them so much that you want to see them burn, burn, burn 'til they are dead and continue burning, you think they're a clusterfuck of a human and just want to shove an entire spear up their ass. But you try to "act nice" to them nonetheless (though it is very obvious you hate them)
Adjective: Something or someone who treats everybody else like absolute shit for no reason whatsoever, they also do drugs.
Verb: To fucking hate someone, hate them so much that you want to see them burn, burn, burn 'til they are dead and continue burning, you think they're a clusterfuck of a human and just want to shove an entire spear up their ass. But you try to "act nice" to them nonetheless (though it is very obvious you hate them)
Adjective: Something or someone who treats everybody else like absolute shit for no reason whatsoever, they also do drugs.
Noun: "My vid got struck by copyright last night"
"Oh, why?"
"I put the word 'last night' which was supposedly in a WMG song"
"poor dude, Youtube sucks dicks"
Verb: "Yo, look at the whore, I hate her so fucking much"
"so you Youtube her then?"
"yes, exactly."
Adjective: "that dude is such an asshole, he treats everyone like shit, he's such a Youtube."
"Oh, why?"
"I put the word 'last night' which was supposedly in a WMG song"
"poor dude, Youtube sucks dicks"
Verb: "Yo, look at the whore, I hate her so fucking much"
"so you Youtube her then?"
"yes, exactly."
Adjective: "that dude is such an asshole, he treats everyone like shit, he's such a Youtube."
by MaxGuyHere March 13, 2021
Get the Youtube mug.A place for fangirls (Phangirls) to live out their dreams by shipping people who will never be together, and to watch shitty people do shitty things
by shayrocks456 December 10, 2016
Get the YouTube mug.Ammunition for 3d youtube firearm 1,2,3
Materials:
- Heavy paper (such as cardstock or construction paper)
- Scissors
- Ruler
- Pen or pencil
- Glue or tape
- Shotshell crimping tool (optional)
Instructions:
1. Cut a rectangular piece of heavy paper that is approximately 4 inches long and 2 inches wide. This will be the body of the shell.
2. Fold the paper in half lengthwise, creasing it firmly. This will create a center line down the length of the paper.
3. Open the paper back up and draw a line across the center line, approximately 1/2 inch from one end of the paper. This will mark where the base of the shotshell will be.
4. Draw a line lengthwise down the center of the paper, starting at the base line and ending about 1/2 inch from the opposite end of the paper.
5. Fold the paper in half again along the center line, pressing firmly to create a sharp crease.
6. Fold the bottom end of the paper up along the base line, creating a bottom flap that is approximately 1/2 inch long.
7. Apply glue or tape to the top edge of the bottom flap, and press the two sides of the paper together to form a tube. Hold the paper in place until the glue or tape dries.
8. Fill the tube with the desired amount of shot.
9. Cut a circular piece of paper that is slightly larger in diameter than the open end of the tube. This will be the top wad.
10. Place the top wad over the open end of the tube, and press it down firmly to create a seal.
Materials:
- Heavy paper (such as cardstock or construction paper)
- Scissors
- Ruler
- Pen or pencil
- Glue or tape
- Shotshell crimping tool (optional)
Instructions:
1. Cut a rectangular piece of heavy paper that is approximately 4 inches long and 2 inches wide. This will be the body of the shell.
2. Fold the paper in half lengthwise, creasing it firmly. This will create a center line down the length of the paper.
3. Open the paper back up and draw a line across the center line, approximately 1/2 inch from one end of the paper. This will mark where the base of the shotshell will be.
4. Draw a line lengthwise down the center of the paper, starting at the base line and ending about 1/2 inch from the opposite end of the paper.
5. Fold the paper in half again along the center line, pressing firmly to create a sharp crease.
6. Fold the bottom end of the paper up along the base line, creating a bottom flap that is approximately 1/2 inch long.
7. Apply glue or tape to the top edge of the bottom flap, and press the two sides of the paper together to form a tube. Hold the paper in place until the glue or tape dries.
8. Fill the tube with the desired amount of shot.
9. Cut a circular piece of paper that is slightly larger in diameter than the open end of the tube. This will be the top wad.
10. Place the top wad over the open end of the tube, and press it down firmly to create a seal.
by Cody5050 May 21, 2023
Get the 3d youtube firearm 5 mug.noun - A person who has absolutely no experience or legitimate knowledge of a topic, but criticizes and corrects doctors, etc. because they consider themselves the Einstein of the comments section; similar to a keyboard warrior, but less angry and more arrogant/douchey. These people tend to be very unlikable and typically instigate a very long thread of trolling comments back-and-forth, demonstrating further that they are definitely a douche bag.
Oh look, another YouTube Professional watched a three-minute video on popping blackheads and now is telling Dr. Pimple Popper how she should change her techniquebecause he actually thinks that his opinion > medical school.
by Apocalypse2017!Yay! January 6, 2017
Get the YouTube Professional mug.The YouTube Partnership Program is an opportunity for YouTube users that, after surpassing a certain amount of subscribers and views, allows the user to profit off of advertising revenue and paid promotions. However, it was also mischievously designed to fuck over smaller channels that have not yet met their requirements to be eligible for the YouTube Partnership Program by cockweeds that only care about the product first and creativity second.
There are rumors that, long ago, the YouTube website actually rewarded creativity and originality. No complicated algorithms based on watch time and upload frequency that only seem to be programmed to benefit the advertisers that give YouTube money. No Paul brothers or RiceGums to plague the platform due to how these ridiculous algorithms work. No random users playing a monetization lottery and sometimes getting several videos deleted or even their entire channel suspended. Just a site of pure, wild fun for the world to enjoy and share.
But in any case, this is what we have now. Thanks.
There are rumors that, long ago, the YouTube website actually rewarded creativity and originality. No complicated algorithms based on watch time and upload frequency that only seem to be programmed to benefit the advertisers that give YouTube money. No Paul brothers or RiceGums to plague the platform due to how these ridiculous algorithms work. No random users playing a monetization lottery and sometimes getting several videos deleted or even their entire channel suspended. Just a site of pure, wild fun for the world to enjoy and share.
But in any case, this is what we have now. Thanks.
Friend: "Hey, I heard you're eligible for the YouTube Partnership Program! That's awesome!"
User: "Actually, those regulations were just changed. Guess I'll have to post hundreds of vlogs and diss tracks to even stand a chance now."
User: "Actually, those regulations were just changed. Guess I'll have to post hundreds of vlogs and diss tracks to even stand a chance now."
by ARGUS_SBB January 22, 2018
Get the YouTube Partnership Program mug."YouTube news" is another way of saying "old news" or "I already heard about it". If someone tells you something that you have already heard about, you can respond by saying "YouTube news".
This phrase communicates that, like news that spreads throughout the universe very quickly via YouTube, you have already heard about it. It takes 5 minutes for new news to mature into YouTube news (aka old news).
Thanks to YouTube (and texting), news gets old really fast. YouTube news is new news that is already old. However, YouTube news does not have to refer to things that are ACTUALLY on YouTube. "You Tube news" usually refers to things that only matter to you, your personal friends, and the fake friends you have on facebook.
HOW TO USE THE PHRASE:
You usually just say, "YouTube news" without any other words accompanying the phrase. The words "YouTube news" explain exactly what you mean all by themselves.
If it has been 5 minutes since an event, there is a 99.9% chance that EVERYONE who could possibly give a shit about it already knows every damn detail (thanks to texting). Consequentially, the phrase "It's been 5 minutes" can be used in conjunction with the phrase "YouTube news".
This phrase communicates that, like news that spreads throughout the universe very quickly via YouTube, you have already heard about it. It takes 5 minutes for new news to mature into YouTube news (aka old news).
Thanks to YouTube (and texting), news gets old really fast. YouTube news is new news that is already old. However, YouTube news does not have to refer to things that are ACTUALLY on YouTube. "You Tube news" usually refers to things that only matter to you, your personal friends, and the fake friends you have on facebook.
HOW TO USE THE PHRASE:
You usually just say, "YouTube news" without any other words accompanying the phrase. The words "YouTube news" explain exactly what you mean all by themselves.
If it has been 5 minutes since an event, there is a 99.9% chance that EVERYONE who could possibly give a shit about it already knows every damn detail (thanks to texting). Consequentially, the phrase "It's been 5 minutes" can be used in conjunction with the phrase "YouTube news".
EXAMPLE 1:
MARY: Guess what! Johnny and I got engaged!
BILLY: YouTube news.
MARY: But he only proposed 5 minutes ago.
BILLY: Yeah, I know.
EXAMPLE 2:
JILL: You're never going to believe this: Heather's car broke down in the middle of the Siberian tundra and she almost froze to death.
BOBBY: YouTube news. It's been 5 minutes.
EXAMPLE 3:
MARK: Dude, I spilled my coffee on an old lady and she burned to death.
JOHN: It's been 5 minutes. Already heard about it.
MARK: Damn YouTube news.
EXAMPLE 4:
OSCAR: Hey man, you're never going to believe this! I got a call from... oh yeah, it's been 5 minutes. You already know about it.
JACK: Yeah, YouTube news.
MARY: Guess what! Johnny and I got engaged!
BILLY: YouTube news.
MARY: But he only proposed 5 minutes ago.
BILLY: Yeah, I know.
EXAMPLE 2:
JILL: You're never going to believe this: Heather's car broke down in the middle of the Siberian tundra and she almost froze to death.
BOBBY: YouTube news. It's been 5 minutes.
EXAMPLE 3:
MARK: Dude, I spilled my coffee on an old lady and she burned to death.
JOHN: It's been 5 minutes. Already heard about it.
MARK: Damn YouTube news.
EXAMPLE 4:
OSCAR: Hey man, you're never going to believe this! I got a call from... oh yeah, it's been 5 minutes. You already know about it.
JACK: Yeah, YouTube news.
by jackette55 July 23, 2011
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