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Ass-Waffle

(Noun) An analogy to describe the look of one's Ass Hole to that of a Blue Waffle.

(Adjective) A description the feeling of disgust about another persons actions or appearance.
"I hope Brittany Spears vagina doesn't look as bad as her Ass-Waffle."

"The way that the 2012 presidential race was handled was one big Ass-Waffle."

"Saying that girl had a butterface was very considerate, saying she has one big Ass-Waffle of a face was much more true."
by March1392 October 29, 2012
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loaded waffle

A load of shit; bullshit; you're full of shit. Designed for the professional environment.
"Hey, did you know Ebola is really a Russian-Cuban conspiracy plotted to wound every aspect of the US and its people?"

*Anthony sniffed his nose and continued working, "That sounds like a loaded waffle to me," he said.

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by GenuineFlea October 31, 2014
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Waffle Maker

A DP (double penetration) sex move that involves one guy on bottom, a girl in middle, and one more guy on top. Both of the guys fuck the girl at the same time until they cream pie her.
Steve left his wife after experiencing the Waffle Maker.
by Floorpetal March 9, 2022
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Cock Waffle

A person who acts in such a way that you want to punch them in the face. Every-time this person walks in a room they start problems
Wow Kris just came over and stole my penis enlargement pills, what a cock waffle.
by Bjl317 August 5, 2019
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Cock waffle

Sticking your dick in a waffle iron and make you dick in a shape of a waffle
James: ahhhhh i got my dick stuck in a waffle iron andd it is shaped into a waffle

Jenny: hahaha your a cock waffle
by Fuckerindapussy4 May 14, 2017
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homo waffles

When two gay couples are together.
by feces December 3, 2007
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Hot Waffle

When a woman sharts while receiving cunnilingus.
That woman totally gave me a hot waffle, it was delicious.
by OsuJustice January 2, 2010
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