Nomadic Vagina

A euphemism for "slut"; a girl who travels from guy to guy (or girl to girl), but is truly only valued for her genitalia; flirtatious via sexual innuendo.

Guy 1: "Hey, I saw you talking with that girl yesterday, she seemed into you."
Guy 2: "I thought so too, but she seemed to be just as interested in every other guy as the night went on. It made it apparent that she was merely a nomadic vagina, tricking me with her sexuality."

by Emessai April 10, 2009

scurvy vagina

A term used by Pirates (in the film Pirates) for a skanky woman's vagina.

Amber, you and your scurvy vagina need to get the fuck out of here!

by bajingoo October 3, 2007

Vagina head

the female version of dick head

girl 1- wowww. u see that guy talkin to her over there?!
girl 2-yeah, id kill for a hottie like that!
both-OMG! she totally just rejected him! what a vagina head!

girl2-(to the boy) hey babyyy!

by wudduptrouble March 7, 2009

vagina miner

A person deeply interested in the study of vaginas and does so through fearless exploration with his meat mallet and other tools of the trade

I am studying to be a full time vagina miner but the jobs are hard to find. I need to expand my cv. Mum can you help?? Or damn he is such a vagina miner I envy that dude!!

by jerry westerby September 28, 2011

Vagina Yogurt

An extremely wet vagina, to the point that it has a yogurt consistency.

I was fingering that chick last night and it turned into vagina yogurt.

by icelumni April 8, 2010

vagina minutes

So would the act of overestimating the time required to complete a task is called “vagina time”. I mean… in keeping with the definition of "dick inches", vagina minutes are much longer than actual minutes!

"Honey I’ll be ready in 10 minutes”, which turns out to be a half hour - This is a perfect example of vagina minutes.

by nknarula June 20, 2009

lasagna vagina

After a woman gives birth the integrity of the vagina has been lost. The one beautiful lips of the vagina now resemble a piece of lasagna after it has been sliced and thrown on a plate; hot and nasty!

Lasagna vagina, Cafateria lasagna

by Lasagna nasty March 21, 2014