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Saddle up the hay bed

Saddle up the hay bed is a way of saying hit the hay but instead of falling asleep you're preparing to go to sleep.
Well fellas I'm gonna saddle up the hay bed.
by MF SHAGGY January 23, 2020
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Goona Bed

The hide a bed in a hotel room where you can avoid sharing a room with your family on a family vacation and have your own space so you can goon (masturbate) at night on family vacation without your parents knowing.
I’ve seen this hot Latinas ass on the beach on my vacation to Mexico. I can’t wait to goon on the goona bed to that Latinas ass tonight.
by Sussy boi April 7, 2025
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Go Home, Go Bed

An extremely long VanossGaming skit where Tyler tries to...get home and go to bed. But he ends up in several other places, including a strip club, a random street with a goomba (goomba, fuck you!), Hogwarts, Minecraft, the Moon itself, and many other places -- all while being completely ignorant as to where he is because he is player model is looking up while Vanoss tries his absolute hardest to keep it together.
I'm sick and tired of playing this stupid fucking game.

I just wanna go home, go bed.
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 9, 2021
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Bed Sniffer

Australian slang; An investigator from a welfare agency, who comes to your house to test your eligibility and question weather or not you are having sexual relations with your housemates. (As income could be less for people in a defacto relationship, than that of people simply co-residing.
Had to set up a second bed in the spare room today, because the bed sniffers are coming to investigate.
by 3BG October 4, 2019
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bed pig

A small to medium sized domestic cat that when sleeping in the bed with its owner takes up 75% or more of the mattress area.
This horizontal chihuahua is a total bed pig.
by James_onthe_Rocks1 January 9, 2018
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Sanding alabaster in bed

She's a master, its like she's sanding alabaster in bed and I'm the sculpture.
by MsSaskatchewan February 22, 2013
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Bed wetter

Someone who urinate in their bed

Mom: Daniel why did you piss in the bed again YOU BED WETTER

Daniel: I JUST CANT CONTROL IT
Lily went to a sleepover and her friends called her a bed wetter for pissing in the sleeping bag.
by Nathan_Quickscopes July 17, 2016
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